Just decided this would be pretty fun, and you know, if it works, you're going to have a lot less trouble later on. I'll start:
Are you Russel's Teapot? Because you are out of sight!
Are you a diety?
Because you look unreal.
:P i know that was bad
I've always liked this one:
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Brent...
"Hey there. Have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?"
No way that can go wrong.
I don't get the Russell's Teapot one.
How's about : "This Heathen's going to Hell. Wanna join me?" Ok, I'm sarcastic. Only an atheist could find it the least bit funny, since Hell doesn't exist.
How's about : "Hey, baby, how's about you and me practice a little evolving, kinda like the Christians get to know eachother in a biblical way."