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Atheist Pickup Lines:

Just decided this would be pretty fun, and you know, if it works, you're going to have a lot less trouble later on. I'll start:

Are you Russel's Teapot? Because you are out of sight!

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Permalink Reply by Hidden in the crowd. on January 18, 2011 at 1:24am

Are you a diety?

Because you look unreal.

:P i know that was bad

Permalink Reply by Orson_Zedd on January 18, 2011 at 1:31am

Well, then, maybe that says a lot about my sense of humor, because I loved it and intend to write it down.

Permalink Reply by Tonya Wynn on February 11, 2011 at 2:33pm

I loved the unreal diety line. Very funny!!

Permalink Reply by Lainey Harrison on February 27, 2011 at 2:44pm

Ah hahahahaa

Permalink Reply by Brent Feeney on January 18, 2011 at 7:31am

I've always liked this one:

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Brent...

Permalink Reply by Caleb Cochran on January 29, 2011 at 7:00pm

Are you the Vatican?

Because i would love for you use handcuffs on me ; )

Sorry lol The only thing that worked remotely. I wanted to do something with Pascals Wager and a few other things but nothing came to mind. I hope i don't come off as dirty minded (constantly atleast), I'm used to hearing funny pickup lines that are particularly dirty.

Also for the extra dirty minded.

Are you looking for a Higher Power?

I would love to be the God of your gaps.

Permalink Reply by Gordon W Maples on February 3, 2011 at 11:11pm

"Hey there. Have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?"

No way that can go wrong.

Permalink Reply by Tonya Wynn on February 11, 2011 at 2:32pm

I don't get the Russell's Teapot one.

How's about : "This Heathen's going to Hell. Wanna join me?" Ok, I'm sarcastic. Only an atheist could find it the least bit funny, since Hell doesn't exist.

How's about : "Hey, baby, how's about you and me practice a little evolving, kinda like the Christians get to know eachother in a biblical way."

Permalink Reply by Joseph P on February 11, 2011 at 4:03pm

Russel's Teapot is an example introduced by Bertrand Russel to demonstrate to theists why it's ridiculous to demand negative proof. Somewhere out between the orbit of Mars and Jupiter is a teapot, orbiting the sun. Prove me wrong.

Permalink Reply by TNT666 on February 26, 2011 at 1:06am

mmm, that's not a gun in your pocket, that's a brick! :)

Permalink Reply by Jonathan on April 13, 2011 at 1:14am

You're so sweet-- it must go down to your DNA. Because of the deoxyribose.

Permalink Reply by Orson_Zedd on April 23, 2011 at 4:30pm

Because it's a sugar. Which is sweet. Because your tongue tastes sugars as sweet. Hey, where are you going? I was about to talk about how taste receptors work!