Former Worldwide Church of God preacher says Jesus Christ is returning on May 27, 2012 and that today marks the end of time and beginning of "half time"

http://www.goddiscussion.com/88544/former-worldwide-church-of-god-p...

I wonder how many other idiots will pop up this year.  I hope they're given a huge amount of press coverage.

There's also a link near the top of that article to an article from November 2010.  How have we not been paying attention to this guy already?

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My favorite in when he proclaims that those who do not believe him will die of cancer.

Half Time?  Is there any half-time entertainment?  Do we maybe get to see Lady Gaga have a wardrobe malfunction, too? [groan!]

Amazing ... no sooner do we get shut of Harold Camping and his idiocy than someone comes to take his place! Oh, and this ying-yang wants to threaten those who call him on his BS with cancer? CHARMING! Apparently, there is no depth to which these idiot-children will not sink. Might as well be the Church of Quicksand.

I'm wondering where his nuclear war will come from, too.  No way Iran will have a nuke ready to go by May 27th.  North Korea has some, but the new guy is in no position to be starting a war.

If he'd given a date of November for the US being destroyed, I'd at least give him non-zero odds of being correct.  Someone like Santorum could win the presidency, or something similarly ludicrous could happen.

Might as well be the Church of Quicksand.

Or the Church of Unvarnished, Unadulterated 99% Pure Bullshit (CUUNPB)– although that might be to many words for the average parishioner to remember.

There is hope.

I love half time.  Let's do a keg stand.

I'm all for it!  Let's swill beer and watch them make fools of themselves.  I'll even bring Buffalo wings!

Giddy up.

Big carrot at 0:36  This is probably the only-end-of-the-world video to feature a big carrot.

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