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Permalink Reply by Erin K. Clark on October 9, 2009 at 8:29am

It's illegal to perform witchcraft in a church? Then what's with the flesh-eating minions who gather there every week to chant spells?

Permalink Reply by Boothby171 on October 9, 2009 at 10:57am

At what point is stupid finally supposed to start hurting?

Permalink Reply by The Secular One on October 9, 2009 at 4:02pm

As above, when people gather to magically turn crackers into 2,000 year old zombie flesh and blood and eat it, and then complain about people doing witchcraft in the same place, they've lost their damn minds. Oh wait, they've lost their damn minds with just the first half of that sentence.

If it doesn't hurt, you aren't paying attention.

Permalink Reply by Aaron S. (USA) on October 9, 2009 at 7:54pm

It doesn't hurt me any more. It's like when your foot goes numb from standing in the snow for too long.

Permalink Reply by Luke on October 9, 2009 at 9:16pm

The actually believe this stuff. Grown adults fighting over who's imaginary friend is allowed in which building. For fucks sake! Could these people just grow up!

Permalink Reply by Sara sensei on October 10, 2009 at 12:23pm

This reminds me of people freaking out that because of JK Rowling, kids were going to learn how to do witchcraft and start cursing people... and then they'd be sorry! It's. Not. F*cking. Real.
It does hurt... it hurts so bad.

Permalink Reply by San Francisco Jack on October 10, 2009 at 1:08pm

From parsing what the "king of the witches" said I'm honestly having a hard time finding a difference between summoning a demon in church and releasing a ferret. Are we sure he didn't just release a ferret?

Permalink Reply by Sara sensei on October 10, 2009 at 8:21pm

HA!
Was a ferret one of the "clean" ark animals? If not, they may be super pissed either way.

Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on October 11, 2009 at 1:24am

"He should be reported to the police. It's as if someone came into your home and performed some sort of magic trick without your permission."

Ummm, if you believe the magician really did pull a coin out of your ear and that act is somehow demonically related, then yes. It's exactly like that.

If you look up and comprehend the definition of 'trick,' then you're saying it's as if someone came into your house and did nothing the slightest bit harmful without your permission?

Which this is... so ok, I guess the analogy isn't quite so off.

Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on October 11, 2009 at 1:27am

And incidentally, since when do Christians ask our permission before cursing praying for us to be possessed filled with the Holy Spirit?

Permalink Reply by The Secular One on October 11, 2009 at 3:42am

Yeah, stop looking for rational thinking from the Catholics, you'll hurt yourself.