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THE RAPTURE STARTS TOMORROW!!1!

"Proof"!

So atheists win by default? ='D

UPDATE: The rapture is schedualed to begin "On Sunday, September 20th 2009, between 11:00 am – 6:00 Pm"

.... wait. It's 6:36pm where I am. IT HAS BEGUN! I THINK?

Discount that - I fail at life. The site gives two times. Here's the other one: "IN SUMMARY, I believe that The Rapture will take place at 12am Tuesday (midnight) September 22, 2009." (Jerusalem Time)

My guess is that this one is more "accurate"? I don't know much about time zones, but I think it should start sometime Monday afternoon for everybody here in the USA. Not sure about you Brits and Aussies.

NEW UPDATE: We have time zones! Everybody put on your pirate hats and get ready to plunder!

2PM PST
3PM MST
4PM CST
5PM EST

10PM Greenwich

7AM Sydney

Thanks to Jack Chow for the time conversions. =D SHIT NEVERMIND! ABORT!

NEW NEW UPDATE! The site now states: "IN SUMMARY, if The Rapture takes place on Rosh Hashanah 2009, then The Rapture will take place on or before (sunset) September 23, 2009 (Jerusalem Time), and after The Last Trump of Rosh Hashanah is blown!"

This is the same sentence I quoted earlier. It's obviously been edited.

NEW NEW UPDATE: "If The Rapture takes place this year--This would put the Rapture date no later than sundown -(Jerusalem Time): October 18th 2009!"

I guess Jesus saw his shadow and went back in the ground.

Tags: end of the world, lol, rapture

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Permalink Reply by The Secular One on September 23, 2009 at 10:50pm

It is. And it is beautiful.

All hail 42!

Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on September 24, 2009 at 12:42pm

And I just turned 42 as this Rapture was supposed to have happened. Which means I AM the answer to everything.

Y'all can start worshiping me now. Tithings can be made to my paypal account.

Permalink Reply by Dave Rogers on September 24, 2009 at 12:57pm

Hail Mary, who just turned only 42.
Blessed is her bike, all covered in snow.
And blessed is her beater RV too.

Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on September 25, 2009 at 5:54pm

That's magical beater RV/mystical shell in which Oracle Mary dwells. And spends way the hell too much time online when not attending to her Omniscient Guru duties.

Permalink Reply by Jim on September 24, 2009 at 9:48am

I think the rapture was cancelled because of lack of interest

Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on September 24, 2009 at 1:57pm

"I think the rapture was cancelled because of lack of interest"

LMAO!!!

That is the best theory I've heard to date!

Permalink Reply by OutlawGirl on September 24, 2009 at 2:10pm

God's probably having trouble finding His keys.

Permalink Reply by Louis on September 24, 2009 at 11:59am

If The Rapture takes place this year--This would put the Rapture date no later than sundown -(Jerusalem Time): October 18th 2009!

le sigh

I'll go get my looting kit ready... again...

Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on September 24, 2009 at 2:00pm

I'll join you Jack. I need new candles.

Permalink Reply by Erin K. Clark on September 24, 2009 at 2:26pm

October 18th? Are we SURE this time? 'Cause i don't want to make more popcorn just to have it go all cold and manky and stale while waiting for part of the world's population to just up and vanish. The collective IQ around here should certainly go up.

Permalink Reply by Mike Kleinman on September 24, 2009 at 3:26pm