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Spanish Priest Says "Measure my anus. I'm not gay!"

After the Bishop of Getafe "demanded" that he undergo psychiatric therapy to 'cure' his homosexuality, Spanish priest, Andrés García Torres, proposed an alternative way to prove that he and his topless Cuban seminarian pal (see above) are straight as arrows:

"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."

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Permalink Reply by Dallas Gaytheist on July 15, 2011 at 8:53am

Hehehehehe! Is this fer real?

Permalink Reply by Robert Isaac on July 15, 2011 at 9:19am

While inspecting the man's cork hole might lead to an understanding of whether or not he's engaged in receptive anal penetration, it would not have anything to do with his sexual orientation.

Permalink Reply by Dallas Gaytheist on July 15, 2011 at 9:20am

Or disprove whether or not he's been playing hide-the-sausage with another man.

Permalink Reply by Robert Isaac on July 15, 2011 at 9:28am

The majority of homosexual males with whom I've talked about sex did not participate in anal sex at all. All it would "disprove" (quotes used for sarcastic tone) is that he's not received. It does nothing to prove for or against any sexuality.

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on July 15, 2011 at 10:39am

Well, it's not really gay unless someone is getting done in the ass. Hand jobs and blow jobs don't count. Every guy does those:) As long as you swallow, and no sperm is spilled, what is the harm?

Permalink Reply by Dallas Gaytheist on July 15, 2011 at 11:21am

I never swallow.

Permalink Reply by Pirate Bard on July 15, 2011 at 12:07pm

Heathen.

Permalink Reply by The Secular One on July 15, 2011 at 1:22pm

This exchange made me giggle, thank you.

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on July 15, 2011 at 2:15pm

Maybe all Spanish gay priests are bottoms. That's why they have to date Cubans. All Cuban gay priests are tops.

Permalink Reply by The Big Blue Frog on July 15, 2011 at 10:38am

As far as I can tell, it's for real. The story has been reported on several different sites, including Perez Hilton's site. It could be a hoax. We'll see.

The anus, provided it's not stretched too far or for too long, retains its elasticity and will return to its normal size, so even if he'd had anal sex several times with plenty of lube and plenty of down time between, his anus would show no sign of anal sex. Only an examination of the Hudson's Valves, a set of delicate structures inside the rectum, could show and sign that the exit was used as an entrance, and that's only if it was really rough anal sex.

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on July 15, 2011 at 11:55am

Yes, this is the part of the story that is the most ridiculous to me. The anus is a muscular ring that, unless damaged, retains its normal size. Are there people who think that individuals who engage in anal sex have a permanently dilated anus? Obviously, there are. And that disturbs me.

Permalink Reply by Robert Isaac on July 15, 2011 at 12:17pm

Mind you, we're talking about catholics here. Is there anything about them that ISN'T ridiculous?