Prayer and the Pope

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Permalink Reply by Joseph P on February 11, 2013 at 6:15pm

With the Duke Prayer Study ... which found out that prayer does diddly squat.

Permalink Reply by Regina Goodwin on February 11, 2013 at 6:19pm

LOL.  I that the back of the unabridged matchbook version?

Permalink Reply by matt warren on February 16, 2013 at 1:13pm

I think I remember hearing once that the study actually noticed a rise in acidity in urine for those that are being prayed for. jahova..the god of acidic urine.

Permalink Reply by Pat on February 11, 2013 at 7:15pm

How do you study prayer? The same way you "study" how to predict the future by magic incantations, reading chicken bones, goat entrails, omens from the the stars, comets, and asteroids in the night sky. It's all in being inculcated into the magical mysteries and arcana of the grand spirit world. Why do you ask?

Permalink Reply by Regina Goodwin on February 12, 2013 at 12:11am

Because that is what the Pope is going to do when he steps down. 

Permalink Reply by Chris Dodds on February 11, 2013 at 8:18pm

I think studying prayer means he's basically going to watch other people pray like it's porn.

Permalink Reply by Regina Goodwin on February 12, 2013 at 12:11am

ROFLOL.

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on February 12, 2013 at 5:50pm

He will read prayers and think about them and then he will feel all sanctimonious about it.

 

 

Permalink Reply by Pat on February 12, 2013 at 8:16pm

There is another option. He'll retire to Castle Gandolfo, and pretending to go to the chapel and pray, he'll watch re-runs of the porno tapes seized from Osama bin Laden's compound in Pakistan.

Permalink Reply by Humble Pie on February 13, 2013 at 8:06pm

Right.  Live richly and "think" about the poor.  Because sending them good thoughts, while living off their blood, sweat, and tears, is really going to help them.

Permalink Reply by Joseph P on February 13, 2013 at 8:14pm

And think about all of those children who were molested ... which probably makes him all hot and bothered.

Permalink Reply by matt warren on February 16, 2013 at 1:11pm

he is going to go and mumble to himself for the rest of his life. no...seriously we need to find him and just kill him like the vermin that he is. ya dont let putrid rats lose in society.