Palin weighs in on Prayer Card discontinuation

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Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 28, 2012 at 9:37am

Is anyone supposed to be seriously surprised about Palin's reaction to this?  Wonder how she'd feel if we substituted quotes from Christopher Hitchens instead!

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on January 28, 2012 at 9:40am

Damn!  I was starting to forget that woman existed!  Fortunately the prayer cards were just in 1st class.  Coach passengers like me could just go to hell, I guess.

Permalink Reply by Hugh Kramer on January 29, 2012 at 10:50am

In 2008 I seriously hoped the existence of Sarah Palin was just a rumor.

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 29, 2012 at 11:42am

Ah, but Palin begat Santorum, and Santorum begat Bachmann, and Bachman begat Perry and and and ....

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on January 29, 2012 at 11:54am

What next?  What rock should we pick up to discover the next beastie?  I shudder.

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on January 29, 2012 at 1:26pm

Oh, we don't have to pick up any rocks.  The GOP does it all the time.  Where do you suppose the current nominees came from?

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on January 29, 2012 at 1:30pm

Primordial slime?

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on January 29, 2012 at 11:43am

Me too.  And I continue  to hope that recurrent reports of Palin sightings are similar to those of Sasquatch, "an ape-like cryptid that purportedly inhabits forests, mainly in the Pacific Northwest region of North America".  Unfortunately, the photographic evidence for the "Sarahpalin" is difficult to dispute.

Permalink Reply by Chris Johnson on February 1, 2012 at 9:40am

Also not surprised.  It's interesting that she says the cards are nondenominational, too.  Maybe, but they're not nonsectarian.  Not everybody embraces the psalms, and bashing in babies heads and stuff.  What if they did cards with quotations from Song of Songs (Song of Solomon), instead?  Perhaps with pictures?  I'm thinking of verses like Song of Songs 8: 10 where it says "my breasts are like towers."  That's nondenominational, too!  And it's also awesome!  Almost all men and some women, regardless of religious outlook,  can agree to sentiments like that!

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on February 1, 2012 at 9:45am

You want breasts like towers?  Here ya go!

Permalink Reply by Joseph P on February 1, 2012 at 9:53am

Oh, is that what she was going for? She was just trying to be a good Christian?

Permalink Reply by Chris Johnson on February 1, 2012 at 3:26pm

Isn't that what she's always going for?  Well, that and the power to force everyone else to be Christian, too...

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