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Muslim Cleric: Anal sex ok, maybe required, for some suicide bombers.

The headline kind of says it all. The rationale is that anal sex may help with rectal placement of secret suicide bombs.

"After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more."

I'm not often speechless. This time I am.

Tags: Not The Onion, demented cleric, religion is stupid, sodomy bomber

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Permalink Reply by The Flying Atheist on July 13, 2012 at 12:37am

Wow. Just wow. I'm pretty much speechless myself. Now that is some CRAZY mental gymnastics.

Permalink Reply by The Flying Atheist on July 13, 2012 at 12:42am

Clearly a situation when the END justifies the means. :)

Permalink Reply by Pat on July 13, 2012 at 6:39am

Do they use protection? If not, they may end up getting pregnant with another cleric.

Permalink Reply by Richard Goscicki on August 14, 2012 at 9:07am

Sounds like whatever school you went to could use a sex ed class.

Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on August 14, 2012 at 9:45am

It's like the old joke about where lawyers come from.

Permalink Reply by dr kellie on July 13, 2012 at 9:08am

I don't know about this. I don't trust David Horowitz enough to believe it.

Permalink Reply by Loren Miller on August 14, 2012 at 9:23am

Elsewhere, I THINK here on A|N, there is an actual video of an islamic cleric holding forth on this issue (in Arabic, btw). So yeah, doc ... it's for real.

And here it is.

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on July 14, 2012 at 8:00pm

Dr. Kellie, that is a good point.

Permalink Reply by Richard Goscicki on August 14, 2012 at 9:30am

The Muslim cleric must have read Mirror Reversal. The ending of Chapter 5 is intense and graphic. The Duggars with the 20 kids should read it. Humans are breeding themselves to extinction; attitudes toward sex and reproduction have to change.

To some it's "Abomination", to me it's the serendipity of being human.

She rolled over and assumed the position on all fours, with her head facing the bedpost and cheeks lifted high off the bed. She slowly undulated her bony, inviting rump. Her posterior was moist from sweat, pheromones and the secretions of frantic glands. With the fluid arm movements of a lovely delicate ballerina, she rapped her arms around her cheeks to fully expose her tiny star-shaped sphincter, like the oculus of an unpretentious cathedral—venerating not a mythological deity in an indifferent universe but the beauty of the human body.

Permalink Reply by Grinning Cat on August 14, 2012 at 9:44am

The headline struck me as a Poe.

Checking the Advocate article, it's now "updated to reflect feedback after our first version", with the title "Researcher's Claim About Suicide Bombers Called False".

They quote a blogger who recognized the man in the video, and who says "the story is posted in Arabic-speaking forums as a joke but is read as if serious" in the video.

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on August 14, 2012 at 10:19am

Thank you for the update and clarification. I'm really tired of the false stories on the internet. My grandfather, who has been dead for 40 years, used to say "Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see".

Permalink Reply by Napoleon Bonaparte on August 14, 2012 at 9:48am