Bare breasts vs. neighbour's ATV

TORONTO - Marika De Florio is using bare breasts to win a feud with her neighbours.

The 56-year-old says she is sick and tired of her neighbours' five-year-old grandson driving a loud all-terrain vehicle for hours on her quiet street in Seeley's Bay, near Kingston. So she found a solution under her shirt.

De Florio has discovered that if she goes out topless, the boy's horrified grandparents rush the child into the house. [...]

Tags: brats, hero, pool balls in a sock, puritans, wowsers

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Hahaha! Good on her! I wish that if I flashed my mammary glands at the local barkmatics, their "parents" would rush them into the house.

It isn't right to go around topless in front of kids."

I guess not. 90 million babies should spit that nipple out right now!
That.
Is.
Awesome.

Last apartment I lived in, attic over this couple's workshop on their acre of rural land, complete with outdoor shower. The new neighbors complained to the cops one day that their young son saw one of us naked using the shower and filed an indecent exposure complaint.

The cops politely pointed out to the neighbor that the way the shower, their house, and the vegetation is situated, the kid would have to be up against the fence, peering through, at just the right angle in order to see us.

The neighbors dropped the complaint. My landlords put up a way more oblique and intentionally ugly section of reinforcement fence in that spot.

Just in case though, I made sure each time I used the shower after that to do a good jiggle in that direction. "Enjoyin' the show there kid?"
Does anybody else think the kid might end up being trained to crave using his ATV all the more just so he can see tits?

Or gay. Unless he has a thing for pool balls in a sock.
seriously??? you presented yourself as sooo accepting in the clit thread. and you, of ALL people, wonder why women feel pressured to have cosmetic surgery. Wow.
She's probably just cranky 'cos hers keep getting scalded while she does the dishes.
Yeah Eyeful, SERIOUSLY seriously. A comment about a 5 year old kid turning gay because he sees "pool balls in a sock" is HARDLY about the kid's point of view. Nice try. Give me a fucking break.

It looks like you guys need to relax. It's just a conversation.
Amy: [being Amy]

Girl, the sooner you stop kidding yourself you know what, or how, I think, the better for all concerned.
Right back at ya.
Or gay. Unless he has a thing for pool balls in a sock.

Yeah - really gotta go with Amy on this. I'd like to think I haven't given in to the pressure to maintain the perfect body and look-no-older-than-39-at-all-costs. I thank genetics and ironically not plastering my face with chemical makeup all my life with the fact that I do look a decade or two younger than my current 42 (and nowhere close to "pool balls in a sock" thank you).

But I'm one of the lucky ones. And the pressure is still out there. The constant, unrelenting messages that we are ugly and undesirable past 40 or 45. Yeah yeah, I know; stop being a victim and whining about my hurt feelings. Like I say, I'd like to think I haven't given in to that pressure. But I'm not going to say it's easy either.

And it's a big part of why I'm still single at 42 and can count the number of boyfriends I've had lifetime on two hands. Because the vast majority of society does give in to that pressure. So I'm principled. I won't lie and say that being principled isn't also lonely sometimes. Meanwhile:

- True, a young kid just entering puberty is likely (hopefully) only attracted to age-appropriate people. Certainly not someone who looks like grandma.

- At the same time, it's a shame that our culture teaches him he should be traumatized by seeing an older woman's body.

- Gay is something you're born with, not a choice. It's not a tragic and hurtful disease inflicted upon young men by unattractive, saggy-tit women they accidentally see with their wholesome, virgin eyes.
I still think I prefer pool balls in a sock (and DDDs+decades+gravity= someday I probably will have pool balls in a sock) than floating orbs of silicone.
seriously??? you presented yourself as sooo accepting in the clit thread. and you, of ALL people, wonder why women feel pressured to have cosmetic surgery. Wow.

Gay is something you're born with, not a choice. It's not a tragic and hurtful disease inflicted upon young men by unattractive, saggy-tit women they accidentally see with their wholesome, virgin eyes.

No wonder Hitch says women aren't funny.
Amy you are making a fool of yourself. Felch is clearly being sarcastic. Try to learn how to tell the difference between something to make one laugh, and being serious.

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