"[God] led me directly to her"

"I didn't know where she was. The only person who knew where she was was God, and I asked him, and he led me directly to her, straight -- well, as straight as you can go through the swamp."

 

Of course.

 

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Sorry bout that! 

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Permalink Reply by Justin Bonaparte on April 14, 2010 at 12:30pm
ROFL!
Permalink Reply by Joan Denoo on April 14, 2010 at 4:23pm
Do you mean Rolling On Floor Laughing? Sorry, I don't know computerese
Permalink Reply by Justin Bonaparte on April 14, 2010 at 4:32pm
You got it Joan!
Permalink Reply by Phil Cook on April 14, 2010 at 1:10pm
God people will find a miracle in anything. It will be a miracle if they find their keys in time to make it to work on time.
Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on April 17, 2010 at 3:10pm
It's a miracle if they can indeed find their ass with both hands.
Permalink Reply by John Jubinsky on April 14, 2010 at 1:19pm
She said she went for a nature walk and simply got lost. If she had just gone for a nature walk she certainly wouldn't have started out in very dense vegetation. If she later got lost why would she have decided to go into very dense vegetations instead of taking courses that should have been available involving much less vegetation? Maybe she went into the dense vegetation to say hello to the alligators and then got lost.
Permalink Reply by qnr on April 14, 2010 at 1:23pm
OF course, god thought the other searchers weren't worth bothering with, because .... um... he might get confused or something.
Permalink Reply by Justin Bonaparte on April 14, 2010 at 1:30pm
I guess people just aren't praying hard enough for all of the other missing children.
Permalink Reply by Joan Denoo on April 14, 2010 at 4:25pm
Either they weren't paying enough, or other lost children aren't worthy of being found?!
Permalink Reply by Joan Denoo on April 14, 2010 at 5:21pm
Oops, I should have said Either they weren't praying enough ...
Permalink Reply by Donna Darko on April 14, 2010 at 5:27pm
Well, I thought "paying" enough made sense, so I didn't think you had made an error. ROFLMAO.
Permalink Reply by Joan Denoo on April 14, 2010 at 5:37pm
Glad you weren't confused. By the way, I just discovered Wiktionary Now I have two Internet slang words. Thanks.

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