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Could Jesus have kept Lindsay Lohan out of jail?

Lindsay Lohan was released from Los Angeles County Jail yesterday (Aug. 2) after serving only 13 days of a 90 day sentence for violating probation. Yet, according to Prison Minister Marty Angelo, she probably wouldn't have ended up there at all if only she had accepted Jesus in 2007 when she last served time (on November 15, 2007, Lohan served 84 minutes of a one day jail sentence after pleading guilty to cocaine use and DUI).

At that time Angelo, who runs a faith-based substance abuse treatment program, offered to serve any jail time she was sentenced to for her, if only she would enroll in and complete a 12-month residential program (like his) that apply Biblical principles to treating drug and alcohol addictions.

More here.

What would Jesus do?

Tags: sex, drugs and crucifixions

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Permalink Reply by Susan Stanko on August 3, 2010 at 6:14pm

The fact that both her parents are fucked up had nothing to do with it.

Permalink Reply by Hollyn on August 3, 2010 at 7:22pm

No, of course not. It's never the fault of the parents.

Raising the child has absolutely no influence on the outcome of the adult.

/sarcasm.

Permalink Reply by The Secular One on August 3, 2010 at 9:08pm

Was this just a reason to post bikini pics? =P

Permalink Reply by Фелч Гроган on August 3, 2010 at 9:21pm

Never justify, never apologise, never explain.

Permalink Reply by The Secular One on August 4, 2010 at 8:03am

I need no justification or apologies...I just wanted to be sure of the explanation...I'd hate to miss something...

Permalink Reply by Hugh Kramer on August 3, 2010 at 9:24pm

Busted!

Actually, the bikini pics were an afterthought -but once thought of, they were hard to resist.

Permalink Reply by Dustin Williams on August 3, 2010 at 9:50pm

Seems like a good way to wrap up the piece to me.

Permalink Reply by Black Magick Woman on August 3, 2010 at 9:39pm

It's just too bad she doesn't still look like that isn't it?

Permalink Reply by The Secular One on August 4, 2010 at 8:04am

She'll always look like that to us internet peoples.

Permalink Reply by Lior on August 4, 2010 at 8:51am

I came for the Jesus story, but stayed for the bikini pics
well played

Permalink Reply by Dean Jones on August 4, 2010 at 9:39am

Pfft, Jesus couldn't even keep himself out of jail. Lohan's lucky she didn't get nailed to a tree.

fake edit: oh wait, he was offering to be her sacrificial goat if she'd take his program and she failed? Really? When his own statistics supplied by the department of 'pulled them out of my ass' say that it has a 15% failure rate?

Permalink Reply by Grace Fitzpatrick on August 4, 2010 at 10:08am

After about 2 seconds research, I learned Lindsay Lohan is, in fact, a Catholic. So....

He hasn't saved her so far.

My question is - would jesus have gotten his naval pierced with Lindsay? I think so. I think the great JC was up for a good piercing, Okay, that was bad, but I couldn't resist.