Christians invent new alternative to Halloween: Jesus Ween!

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Permalink Reply by Nerdlass on October 10, 2011 at 9:16pm

They misspelled it! It's "wean" and ex-christians have been weaned off Jesus for ages. Nothing new! ;)

 

But yeah... this is just one for the pile, along with Hell Houses and Trunk or Treat in church parking lots...

Permalink Reply by Joseph P on October 10, 2011 at 11:15pm

I dunno, Hell Houses can be fun and damned funny.

Permalink Reply by Hugh Kramer on October 14, 2011 at 11:31am

A tip for you Scrabble players: Don't challenge an opponent who uses the word "ween". It's a real word (not to be confused with "wean") and that's the correct spelling. It means "to believe."

 

Permalink Reply by Sean Murphy on October 10, 2011 at 9:53pm

But, but... Halloween is the most purely Christian of the Christian holidays! It's the one that keeps the fewest original pagan elements!

 

Actually, when I saw the headline, my brain immediately rendered it as Jesus-weenie for some reason...

Permalink Reply by Joseph P on October 10, 2011 at 11:16pm

*cough*Freud!*cough*

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on October 11, 2011 at 11:29am

I googled on it and first came up with Jesus weed.  Which wasn't very interesting.  As it is the "holyday" Jesusween concept is pretty pathetic.  Silly twits.

Permalink Reply by Grace Fitzpatrick on October 11, 2011 at 11:54am

LMAO!  That is too funny.  I especially liked the candy bibles and the gingerbread jesus.  I have met these types and they never hand out many tracts.  The kids get wise pretty fast and pass the word on avoiding those houses.  They only get the unsuspecting.  We've gotten the tract on candy wrapper version too.  It's amazing how fast those go into the trash.  LOL!  I don't care what they do as long as they don't stop my family from enjoying the holiday.

Permalink Reply by Sentient Biped on October 11, 2011 at 12:08pm

Maybe we should hand out atheist tracts instead of halloween candy?  Gingerbread Jesus seems kind of gross  but would make communion more tasty.  No gingerbread figures from that other abrahamic religion - that could lead to a fatwā.

Permalink Reply by Carl Pastor on October 11, 2011 at 12:18pm

big bang candy that explodes in yer mouth, darwin fish??  man back when i was a kid if i got a fish id definately spill garbages all over yer lawn

Permalink Reply by Nerdlass on October 13, 2011 at 8:06pm

Could be like swedish fish?

Permalink Reply by Carl Pastor on October 13, 2011 at 11:18pm

the stinky canned ones?

Permalink Reply by Nerdlass on October 15, 2011 at 12:17am

No, the red gummi ones...

 

http://www.dolles.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319ed...

 

Sorry for the huge URL...

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