Believe it or not this is not a Poe.
Jesusween is possibly the most bizarre thing yet.
I lived in a community with many zealots and they tried something like this though it lacked the catchy moniker. It failed miserably because the kids would not buy into it. They all went back to Halloween after a couple of years.
As Sarah Palin [VOMIT!] herself would say, "You Betcha!"
vienna is pronounced in german like weener. this is where we get weener saugage from also the weeny word.