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Chief exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth says Devil is in the Vatican

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/
"Sex abuse scandals in the Roman Catholic Church are proof that that "the Devil is at work inside the Vatican", according to the Holy See's chief exorcist.

Father Gabriele Amorth, 85, who has been the Vatican's chief exorcist for 25 years and says he has dealt with 70,000 cases of demonic possession, said that the consequences of satanic infiltration included power struggles at the Vatican as well as "cardinals who do not believe in Jesus, and bishops who are linked to the Demon". "

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Tags: Vatican, assholes, blame_game, rape, silly

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70,000 / 25 years = 2,800 per year
2,800 / 365 = 7.8 per day (7 days per week)
2,800 / 261 = 10.7 per day (5 day workweek, weekends off, no vacation taken)
2,800 / 251 = 11.2 per day (as above but with two weeks vacation)

In other words, on average, less than 1 hour per case.

With 3 assistants, about 4 hours per case.

Methinks some exaggeration is going on ....
well, he's only been the chief exorcist for 25 years, i'd imagine he was a non-chief exorcist for them for many years before that. it's still all bullshit, but it's longer running bullshit...
70,000 cases in 25 years... this man is very busy ! I had the curiosity to calculate and this means 7.66 cases every day in a year (365.25 days a year).
He is right about the Devil being in the Vatican just not in the correct way.
*chief* excorcist. So he has a team of them, ready to swing into action?

shouldn't be surprising - wasn't the pope himself the head of another blast from the past, the Inquisition?
"Sex abuse scandals in the Roman Catholic Church are proof that "the Devil is at work inside the Vatican."

No shit. I guess the torture chambers aren't really an indication, though. And the Malleus Maleficarum? No reason to suppose anything there, either. But being caught raping children? Okay, now the devil must be at work.
That devil is a sneaky bastard. Probably just waltzed right into gawd's house like he owned the place.....:/

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