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Permalink Reply by The Secular One on August 19, 2009 at 4:02pm

It must be true! I is converted!!!

Permalink Reply by Susan Stanko on August 19, 2009 at 5:15pm

I've heard of this before. I guess we were wrong.

Permalink Reply by david brooklyn on August 19, 2009 at 6:08pm

YES!!! The return of the World Weekly News! Oh sure, you can believe rags like the Post or the Times if you like, they occasionally get a story, but the real investigative journalists will always work here.

Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on August 19, 2009 at 7:46pm

Haven't read it yet, but let me guess: The supernatural metallic material is conveniently unavailable for independent testing.

Doesn't matter. I'm totally convinced because like Joseph Smith's story, why would someone make something like that up? I mean, just because the bible makes no mention of dinosaurs or space aliens doesn't mean Palestine wasn't crawling with them.

Permalink Reply by Luke on August 19, 2009 at 10:37pm

It's the manual for the suit in 'The Greatest American Hero'! He'll be relieved that it's finally been found. As we all recall, I'm sure, from the historical documents, it was lost when he shrunk himself and put the book down on a grain of sand but forgot to pick it up again when he un-shrunk himself. I saw this on TV so it must have all been true (he said, being credulous about any-f^(#ing-thing).

14 commandments, presumably they have 14 fingers and thumbs... I'm surprised that Moses didn't come up with 11 commandments given that he wandered off inexplicably by himself for days. It's a sticky, sticky world.

Permalink Reply by moJoe on August 22, 2009 at 4:09am

I love the WWN. Here is a snippet of their Terms of Use:

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Permalink Reply by Jo Jerome on August 22, 2009 at 3:05pm

:-)