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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

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BBC Black books comeday recommendation

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Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

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Jesus vs Jeezus

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Comment by ChrisC on May 8, 2012 at 9:57am

Three clergymen are discussing how they allocate the weekly collection.

Protestant minister: "I draw a circle on the floor, and throw the collection up into the air. Everything that lands within the circle goes to God's work; I keep the rest."

Catholic priest: "My plan is similar, except everything that lands outside the circle goes to God's work."

Jewish rabbi: "Like both of you, I toss the collection into the air. God takes what he wants, and everything that hits the floor is mine."

Comment by Sandi on May 8, 2012 at 6:09am

Mitt Romney's sand mansion castle.

Comment by sk8eycat on May 7, 2012 at 3:58pm

Andrew: There really IS a South Carolina Bill S.1472, but it's just one of those stupid "Happy 100th Birthday" legislative time-wasters....

Comment by Sandi on May 7, 2012 at 5:31am

Comment by Sandi on May 7, 2012 at 5:30am

LMFAO Andrew. Omg that is crazy...


No more evolution for you!

Comment by Andrew Hall on May 6, 2012 at 5:15pm
Comment by John Jubinsky on May 6, 2012 at 4:40pm

Joke - There existed a deep water port that was in a national historic district so there were a lot of novelty shops in the immediate area. A tourist was looking around in one and came across a bronze rat for sale. He didn’t think much of it at first but soon realized that he couldn’t get it off of his mind. He, therefore, took it to the proprietor and said that he wanted to purchase it. The proprietor answered: “Are you sure you don’t want to know the story that goes with it first?” The tourist replied that he did not and bought the bronze rat. He left the novelty shop and started walking toward the waterfront. Soon he got an eerie feeling. He turned around to discovered that a rat was following him. He thought it to be strange but kept walking at the same pace. The feeling became more eerie and he turned around again to discover that a hundred rats were following him. He became somewhat unnerved and started walking faster. This occurred several times until he discovered that ten thousand rats were following him. In a state of panic he began running toward the waterfront and all ten thousand rats chased him. Suddenly he found himself at the waterfront facing water that was fifty feet deep and he couldn’t swim. In shear horror he threw the bronze rat into the water and all ten thousand rats jumped in after it and drowned. He returned to the novelty shop. Upon seeing him enter the proprietor asked: “Now do you want to know the story that goes with that bronze rat?” The tourist answered: “No…..but do you have any bronze Christians?”.

Comment by rockytij on May 6, 2012 at 3:13pm

Comment by Sandi on May 6, 2012 at 6:20am

Comment by Patricia on May 5, 2012 at 10:08pm

Thanks Sk8eycat. I have a couple of Dan Barker's books which I got from so will check there. I also shop if I can't get something here. Will also look in FFRF.


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