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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

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Comment by booklover on November 9, 2014 at 8:19am

That's great, C.L.A.W.S. lol!

Comment by Joan Denoo on November 9, 2014 at 1:01am

Great jokes. They are keepers.  

Comment by Joan Denoo on November 9, 2014 at 12:59am

Yes, C.L.A.W.S. , just about everyone will have their shorts in a twist. Time they get a tough skin such as the rest of us has been developing all these years. 

Comment by C.L.A.W.S. on November 9, 2014 at 12:22am

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested..'


So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'


Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments..'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'



There. That, should piss off just about everybody.....

Comment by booklover on November 7, 2014 at 1:33pm
Funny, but sad that so many people don't understand the meaning of the word!
Comment by Terry Groff on November 7, 2014 at 1:08pm

Great one Bertold

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on November 7, 2014 at 12:54pm

Non Sequitur by Wiley, from Boston Globe

Non Sequitur

Comment by booklover on November 3, 2014 at 2:57pm
rockitij, that's a great one!!!
Comment by rockytij on November 3, 2014 at 10:37am

Comment by booklover on October 31, 2014 at 1:31pm

Lol to both of the comics!

 

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