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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Beards and Religion

Started by Patricia. Last reply by Patricia 20 hours ago. 6 Replies

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Comment by Chris Dodds on July 19, 2012 at 8:58pm

I would like to recite to you a piece of a transcript for a lost episode of the Jerry Springer Show...

JERRY: Thank you, welcome to the show, my guests today say they've got to come clean about their secrets.  Please meet Mary, she says she has to tell her husband something that he won't like.  Mary what's going on?

MARY: Well, Jerry, I'm here today to tell my husband, Joseph, that I'm pregnant.

JERRY: Well, what's the problem?

MARY: The thing is, that he and I have only been married for a short time and we haven't had sex.

JERRY: Oh, so who is the father?

MARY: Um, some guy named Yahweh says he's the father, but I don't even remember having sex with anyone.  I think he might've drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious.

AUDIENCE: JERRY!  JERRY!  JERRY!

Comment by Chris Dodds on July 18, 2012 at 8:37pm

RE: ATHEIST CHURCH SIGNS

Where's the "Temple of Thought"?  I could go for some punch and pie.

Comment by Pat on July 18, 2012 at 6:27pm

EVANGETILE DYSFUNCTION

Comment by The Flying Atheist on July 18, 2012 at 11:43am

RE:  Atheist Church Signs.

My favorite:  God created invisible people in his own image.

LOL

Comment by Idaho Spud on July 18, 2012 at 11:39am

Now there's a supper I'd like to attend!

Comment by Idaho Spud on July 18, 2012 at 11:37am

Funny.  Thanks Soulf2.

Comment by Doc on July 18, 2012 at 9:17am

Comment by Soulf2 on July 18, 2012 at 7:42am

Comment by Tommy on July 16, 2012 at 6:37pm

I use to put up with the crap people posted and stayed silent. The older I get, the less I give a flying crap. I started posting atheist post after every religious one. Since all my friends and family are christian it started somewhat of a stink. Needless to say my friends list dropped like a rock. I have a lot of people who won't even speak to me including 2 sisters. I figure the ones left really do care about me because they at least ignore the anti religious comments I make just as I try to ignore their religious one's. I am very happy with this. I don't see it as losing friends and family but learning the ones who are true quality. So if you won't to find out quick who cares and who don't just make an anti religion post every time you see a religious ones. You will learn right quick who is a true friend or family member. Right!!

Comment by Glen Alan Dark on July 16, 2012 at 6:21pm

Ever wonder why people find it justified to post crap like this all over Facebook.

 

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