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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

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Jesus vs Jeezus

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Fuck the motherfucker!

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Comment by sk8eycat on May 4, 2012 at 11:32pm

MAD Magazine: So Shit Happens. What, me worry?

Comment by Patricia on May 4, 2012 at 2:47pm

 

 

Comparative Religions:
Taoism Shit happens
Confucianism Confucius say, 'Shit happens'
Buddhism Shit happening is an illusion
Islam Shit happening is the will of Allah
Zen What is the sound of shit happening
Hinduism This shit happened before
Protestant Let shit happen to someone else
Catholicism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Christian Science If shit happens, pray and it will go away
Atheism Shit happens for no reason
Agnostic Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
Hare Krishna Shit happens, shit happens, shit-shit happens
Stoicism So shit happens, I can take it
Scientology Feces occurs
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit and see what happens
Jehovah Witness Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens

Comment by Sandi on May 4, 2012 at 6:55am

Comment by Patricia on May 3, 2012 at 6:44pm

Whatever I've read, nobody has found any evidence of this jeezuzz spook, so I heavily doubt the existence.

Comment by sk8eycat on May 3, 2012 at 3:26pm

@Patricia...*giggle!*  *snort!*

Re: the priest and Mary; I've always wondered where the Holey Spook found a Y chromosome...  Parthenogenesis can only produce female offspring.  If it weren't for the Feast of the Circumcision (what a silly "holiday"!), I would think maybe Jesus was a woman in disguise.

IF he existed at all.

Comment by Patricia on May 3, 2012 at 1:09pm

Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river." suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river. The next man thought: if it worked for him, it'll work for me. So he knelt down and prayed "Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river." the man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river. The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it'll work for me. So he also knelt down and prayed "Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river." He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.

Comment by Patricia on May 3, 2012 at 12:35pm

 

 

A very spiritual, devout and holy priest dies and is immediately swept up to heaven. St. Peter greets him at the Pearly Gates, and says,
"Hello, Father, we've been waiting for you for a long time. Welcome to Heaven! You are very well known here, and as a special reward, because you are such a spiritual and holy man, we're going to grant you anything you wish even before you enter Heaven. What can I grant you?"
"Well," the priest says, "I've always been a great admirer of the Virgin Mother. I've always wanted to talk to her."
St. Peter nods his head to one side, and lo and behold who should approach the priest but the Virgin Mary!
The priest is beside is himself, and he manages to say,
"Mother, I have always been a great admirer of yours, and have studied everything I could about you and followed your life as best I could. I have studied every painting and portrait ever made of you, and I've noticed that you are always portrayed with a slightly sad look on your face. I have always, always wondered what it was that made you sad. Would you please tell me?"
"Honestly?" she asked, with a little pained grimace on her face. "Well.... I was really hoping for a girl."

Comment by Sandi on May 3, 2012 at 6:08am

Comment by Chris Dodds on May 2, 2012 at 12:19pm

Tennessee to outlaw hand holding for teenagers.

Yet another shining gem of a law from the state of Tennessee

Comment by Andrew Hall on May 2, 2012 at 7:17am

 

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