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Comment by annet on April 5, 2012 at 4:25pm

Comment by The Flying Atheist on April 5, 2012 at 2:54pm

A friend of mine sent this to me.  It's just too good not to share.....

Comment by Sandi on April 5, 2012 at 6:36am

Comment by Tommy on April 4, 2012 at 7:17pm

I am sorry in advance but has anyone else seen the facebook page MadeByAtheist. I couldn't figure out exactly what the are going far. A bit un organized but I thought this was a great idea. I make and sell my own product online. (Nylon halters and Harness) I think it would be very cool to be able to buy from other Atheist as well. Some of you brilliant Internet people should run with this idea. I just think it would be great. Sorry again I do realize wrong place but wasn't sure where the best place was. 

Comment by Patricia on April 4, 2012 at 12:53pm

baptist becomes catholic


Born a Baptist

Each Friday night after work ole Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak right out of the meat supply in his freezer.

Most all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And when Lent occurred every spring, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. Well, during Lent the delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks caused such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and after a few minutes he suggested that Bubba become a Catholic. Bubba thought that was a wonderful idea. And after many classes and much study, Bubba attended his first Mass. As the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and you were raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly impressed and relieved by Bubba's conversion......... until the first Friday night of Lent arrived. The wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the entire neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the disgruntled neighbors, and as the Priest rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, the Priest stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle
of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

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Comment by Sandi on April 4, 2012 at 6:45am

Comment by Boothby171 on April 3, 2012 at 11:35am

When the Jehovah's Witnesses came a-calling a few years ago, they asked me, "But don't you want God in charge of running the world?!"

I looked them straight in the eye(s) and said, "Are you nuts?  He would do a HORRIBLE job of running the world.  He's no good at all dealing with creatures with any semblance of 'free will'.  Look at what happened with Satan!  Look at what happened with Adam and Eve.  He killed almost everyone on the face of the planet with that whole 'flood' fiasco.  Of course I don't want him ruling the world."

They really didn't know what to say.  I did hear muffled applause from inside my house, though.

Comment by Joseph P on April 3, 2012 at 9:15am

That's pretty much my experience.  The worse the manager, the more they cherish their control.


I've seen my VP (the only person with any kind of managerial authority over me) three times, in person, since I started my job a little over a year ago.  He only ever bothers us with administrative stuff, such as the third of the team that is late submitting their time sheets each week.  He just goes away and lets us do our job.  Best ... manager ... ever.

Comment by Sandi on April 3, 2012 at 9:06am

Lol Joseph. ~ lousy administrator but indeed a control freak.

Comment by Joseph P on April 3, 2012 at 6:59am

Well, that explains why everything is so fucked up.  Clearly, God is a shitty administrator.


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