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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Patricia on April 2, 2015 at 10:21pm

Not tellin'........

Comment by Daniel W on April 2, 2015 at 10:09pm
Where do the keep the Holy Moly?
Comment by Patricia on April 2, 2015 at 5:34pm

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed.. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

Comment by Patricia on April 2, 2015 at 1:37am

Comment by Patricia on April 2, 2015 at 1:36am

Comment by Patricia on April 1, 2015 at 2:15pm

OH YEAH!

Comment by Loren Miller on April 1, 2015 at 2:14pm

Patricia, there are a LOT of 'em out there convinced that theirs doesn't.  Those of us with working noses may opine otherwise!

Comment by Patricia on April 1, 2015 at 2:11pm

I've heard their shit doesn't stink.......

Comment by Terry Groff on April 1, 2015 at 1:48pm

Comment by sk8eycat on March 30, 2015 at 5:01pm

It's especially funny because Febreze is the worst-smelling "air freshener" on the market.

 

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