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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Comment by Patricia on December 10, 2014 at 8:53pm

We usually got the first snow by halloween & then December to February was usually -30* to -40* C. Those days don't happen any more.

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on December 10, 2014 at 8:29pm

Daniel, I've never seen, but it's hilarious. This line is a classic:

Once confined to obscure grotto appearances, the Tortilla was the crossover miracle that put God in the Extra Value Meal of the average American.

Comment by Daniel W on December 10, 2014 at 8:24pm

Carl, I think God is kind of like Tinkerbell in Peter Pan.  If too many people don't really really really believe in him, he fades away, and so do his super-powers.  Even with so many nominal christians around, the fact that god's powers have declined to just appearing on the occasional tortilla, means that most christians' belief isn't all that strong.  Just like Tinkerbell.  You couldn't just clap half heartedly -you had to clap really hard.

Shrine of the Miracle Tortilla.

not that tortilla, a different one

Comment by Joseph P on December 10, 2014 at 8:16pm

Hell, we used to have snow on the ground from sometime in December until sometime in March, every year, in the Chicago area, when I was a kid.  The last time I was up there in early February, it had all melted from the snowfall they had had a week and a half earlier, and there were highs in the 60's.

Comment by Patricia on December 10, 2014 at 6:57pm

The smiting thing doesn't seem to be up to par either, huh?

I suppose the ''apparitions'' could be in snow & ice here, if we had winter like we used to, but I warming is a fallacy.......

Comment by sk8eycat on December 10, 2014 at 6:43pm

I'll bet his voicemail is disconnected, too.  Maybe he forgot to pay the bill?  (He's very bad about spending his own money....)

PS:  Glad to see you back!  How do you feel?

Comment by The Flying Atheist on December 10, 2014 at 6:36pm
Funny about god's plan, Patricia. He seems to get lazier and lazier and much less imaginative. Poor guy, I think he's getting too old for the job. Doesn't even answer prayers anymore. He probably belongs in a nursing home. Or better yet, perhaps it's time for hospice.
Comment by sk8eycat on December 10, 2014 at 6:26pm

Patricia: around here the "apparitions" are tortilla-based.

Pat: That grew out of a joke I heard when the Alou brothers were still in baseball....that long ago! 

There was a 4th Alou brother who stayed out of the spotlight and that nobody ever talked about because he hated his name..... Boog.

[ducks and runs into the kitchen]

Comment by Pat on December 10, 2014 at 5:24pm

Felaine, I'm stealing the Puerto Rican baseball player routine. That is fantastic!!

Comment by Grinning Cat on December 10, 2014 at 5:17pm

Good stuff here, especially "God's [increasingly ineffectual] plan", "Stephen Hawking denies God", "The Bible will change your life!", and Atheism's One Commandment... thanks!

An appropriate followup to the cartoon Bertold shared, of a boy trying to use "intelligent design" in math class:

S.Harris cartoon, two men at a blackboard with mathematical formulas, "THEN A MIRACLE OCCURS", and more math. One of the men points to the 'miracle' step, telling his colleague, "I think you should be more explicit here in step two."


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