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Comment by Pat on July 3, 2013 at 2:24pm

The following was sent to me via email, and it was stated to be answers received from small children in a religious studies class. I responded that the answers make as much, if not more, sense as the original.

1. IN THE FIRST BOOK OF THE BIBLE, GUINESSIS. GOD GOT TIRED OF CREATING THE WORLD SO HE TOOK THE SABBATH OFF.

2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS.

3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT.

4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS.

5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH.

6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES.

7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD , WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS .

8. THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNTCYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS .

9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE.

10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY.

11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL.

12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM.

13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES.

14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES.

15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA.

16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER.

17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION.

18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD.

19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE.

20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE.

21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS.

22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES.

23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN.

24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY, WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE.

25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY. 

Comment by The Flying Atheist on June 19, 2013 at 2:48pm

Comment by Nsajigwa sisi kwa sisi on June 18, 2013 at 7:12am

Two folks - T and A were debating...
T : You know Islam is closest to Atheism more than any other Religion..?
A : How? prove it..!
T: Yes i can First They both dont have an image of god..!
and here is logical (Mathematical) proof...
[There is no god] + [But Allah] = Muslim
[No god / Atheism] + [But Allah] = Muslim
[Atheism] = Muslim - [But Allah]

By Nsajigwa and Charu Shetty

Comment by Terry Groff on June 13, 2013 at 5:54pm

Dog's butt looks like Jesus

Comment by Joseph P on June 11, 2013 at 6:15am

Irony is also called high comedy.  I say go with it.  ^.^

Comment by Nsajigwa sisi kwa sisi on June 11, 2013 at 5:39am

Ooh, Thankful to whom it was (Flying Atheist and Joseph P), and I am Sorry to whom it wasn't...
Will have to study the difference between humor Vs irony Vs funny Vs amusing Vs joke Vs wit Vs satire Vs comicality vs laughable...
Are Humors cultural derived?

Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on June 10, 2013 at 1:04pm
Mr Terry, i didnt even read that as irony but as a naive question from the student. However, it would be ridiculous to debate that a certain bit is funny or not. Some people find it funny, others didn't. To summarize: de gustibus non est disputandum.
His joke was cleaner than for example "Mary was impregnated by God with a ray of light the size of a penis". Is this joke another irony unworthy of this group?
Comment by Terry Groff on June 10, 2013 at 12:34pm

If irony was the only requirement for this thread then virtually every post in A.N. is eligible.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on June 10, 2013 at 11:05am

There is humor in the relayed passage from Chinua Achebe's book.  Terry, I respectfully say that I think you need to lighten up and cut Nsajigwa sisi kwa sisi some slack.  --Carl     

Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on June 10, 2013 at 8:21am
I think it was smilogenic.
 

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