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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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BBC Black books comeday recommendation

Started by Christopher Cosgrove. Last reply by rockytij Sep 19. 1 Reply

Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

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Comment by Idaho Spud on February 4, 2013 at 1:27pm

Oh! That's the chocolate bar joke! :)  I couldn't figure it out because I never got in the habit of using the word "Jesus" as an exclamation or a swear word.

Comment by Grinning Cat on February 4, 2013 at 11:32am

That "JESUS I could use a chocolate bar" is great!

On a serious note, on "Jewish faith condemns Christians and Muslims for not sharing the same belief":

Actually, traditional theistic Judaism [not redundant; see, e.g., shj.org] teaches that it's fine to not be Jewish.

It does teach that all people should follow the seven laws of the "descendants of Noah" to be assured of a place in the World to Come, the final reward of the righteous.

The Noahide Laws have their share of religious arbitrariness: they prohibit idolatry, blasphemy, and adultery / "sexual immorality", as well as prohibiting murder, theft, and cruelty to animals (eating flesh taken from a living animal), and requiring the establishment of just laws (setting up courts of justice). They have been variously interpreted and subdivided to imply other rules, somewhat parallel to some Christians' expansion of the Ten Commandments (e.g. "honor your father and your mother" implying "obey all in lawful authority").

Comment by The Flying Atheist on February 3, 2013 at 9:12am

LOL  Good one, John.  And don't forget the toast. 

Comment by John Gahagan on February 3, 2013 at 5:32am

From communion to the candy store but always in public policy the message seems to be "Bite Me!"

Comment by rockytij on February 3, 2013 at 12:38am

Comment by Mark heartwell on February 1, 2013 at 5:48pm
The biggest dick wins ....only if their being pricks about it and deceiving people into believing that they arent really dick heads..far from it
But just tipical dinks with the basic cocky attitudes in which case that would make them politions or just fundamentaly a cloister of saintly wieners thinking they are absolutely in the right to screw someone
Comment by rockytij on February 1, 2013 at 2:34am

The alternative interpretation to "Jesus IS LORD" is "JIS LORD" which means "Jizz Lord" which means "Semen Lord".

Maybe my mind is just much deeper in the gutter than normal folks. :o)

Comment by Meddlesome on February 1, 2013 at 2:25am

@rockytij - Judas Is Lord ?

Comment by Tor Hershman on January 31, 2013 at 1:59pm

Monty Python's official sites yesterday confirmed that moi IS on the

"Blacklist." 

Wonder why???

Comment by rockytij on January 30, 2013 at 3:17pm
 

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