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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Patricia on September 4, 2012 at 4:35pm

No playin'!!!!!!

Comment by Andrew Hall on August 30, 2012 at 8:08pm

Comment by Tony Carroll on August 27, 2012 at 10:03pm

Comment by Patricia on August 25, 2012 at 1:37pm

Comment by Patricia on August 24, 2012 at 4:40pm

A priest took a sabbatical to a fishing lodge. On the last day of
his trip he
hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.

The guide, holding a net, got overly excited and yelled, "Look at
the size of that Son of a
Bitch!"

The Priest scolded, "Son, I"m a priest. Your language is
uncalled
for!"

"No, Father", said the guide thinking fast, "that's
what kind of
fish it is. A Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Really?", said the
priest. "Well help me land this Son of a
Bitch!"

Once in the boat,
they marveled at the monster.

The guide exclaimed, "Father, that is the
biggest Son of a Bitch
I've ever seen!"

"Yes, it is a big Son of a
Bitch." said the priest, "what should
I do with it?"

The guide
replied, "Why eat it of course. You've never tasted
anything as good as that
Son of a Bitch!"

Elated, the priest headed home to the church. While
unloading his
gear, and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his
trip.

"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!" said the
proud
Padre.

Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary,
"Father!"

The priest explained, "It's ok Sister. That's what kind of
fish
it is. A Son of a Bitch fish!"

Relieved, Sister Mary said, "Oh,
well then what are you going to
do with that big Son of a
Bitch?"

"Why, eat it of course." he replied. "The guide said
nothing
compares to the taste of a Son of a Bitch."

The Sister
informed the priest that the Pope was scheduled to
visit in a few days and
that they should fix the Son of a Bitch
for dinner.

"I'll even clean
the Son of a Bitch", she said.

As she was cleaning the huge fish, the
Friar walked in and said,
"What are you doing Sister?"

"Father wants
me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the Pope's
dinner." she
said.

"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch
your
language!" scolded the Friar.

Sister Mary said, "No, no, no. It's
called a Son of a Bitch fish.
Really."

The Friar replied, "Oh, well in
that case I'll fix up a great
meal and that Son of a Bitch can be the main
course! Let me know
when you've finished cleaning that Son of a
Bitch."

On the night of the Pope's visit, everything was perfect.
The
Friar had prepared an excellent meal, there was wine, and the
fish was
excellent.

The Pope said, "This is great fish, where did you get
it?"


"I caught the Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud
priest.

The Pope"s eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.

"And I
cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the sister.

The Pope sat silent in
disbelief.

And the friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using
a
special recipe!"

As the Pope looked at each of them a big smile
slowly crept
across his face. Leaning back in his chair, he put his feet up
on
the table, lit a big cigar and said...

"You f**kers are
alright!!"

Comment by Terry Groff on August 24, 2012 at 3:53pm

"If the new hurricane hits Tampa does that mean god is angry with the Republicans?"


It would only prove that if god actually existed, it would be a woman.

Comment by sk8eycat on August 24, 2012 at 3:47pm

Pat, I'm sorry.  That punch line is SO old (I first heard it about 55 years ago), and was originally used in an entirely different context, but when I saw the weather map...I couldn't resist.   (I think that's a blush.)

 

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 24, 2012 at 3:44pm

"tampa wif 'em."  Good one.

Comment by Pat on August 24, 2012 at 3:22pm

@sk8eycat - "tampa wif' em." Groan!(OK, secretly, I did chuckle).

Comment by sk8eycat on August 24, 2012 at 3:09pm

"If the new hurricane hits Tampa does that mean god is angry with the Republicans?"

Ah dunno, but Ah sho hope it means he's gonna tampa wif 'em.

 

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