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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Ben on July 6, 2009 at 8:12pm
Comment by Gerard McDonald on July 6, 2009 at 10:37am
ricky gets it rightricky atheist.jpg
Comment by Jaume on July 5, 2009 at 1:13pm
Lol, didn't think about that.
Comment by IAmTheBlog on July 5, 2009 at 12:23pm
Great one, Jaume. I wonder if they have a "service minimum" in French hell? That would certainly be hell for many union leaders.
Comment by Jaume on July 5, 2009 at 7:37am
An atheist dies in a plane crash on the French-Swiss border. He ascends to Heaven and meet St. Peter:
- Considering your religious views, or lack thereof, I'm afraid you're not welcome here. But as you died on the border, you'll have to choose between French Hell and Swiss Hell.
- Well, I don't know either. Is there any difference?
- Yes. In the Swiss Hell they put you in a big cauldron full of water and brimstone, little ugly gnomes stack wood beneath the cauldron, lit it, stir up the flames, and let you boil all day long.
- And what about the French Hell?
- In the French Hell they put you in a big cauldron full of water and brimstone, little ugly gnomes stack wood beneath the cauldron, lit it, stir up the flames, and let you boil all day long.
- Huh, I don't see any difference...
- My advice is you choose the French Hell.
- Why?
- In the French Hell the gnomes are on strike every other day.
Comment by Charles Hollingshead on July 1, 2009 at 11:07am
Has this been posted yet?
Comment by Robert Tobin on June 26, 2009 at 11:48pm
An Agnostic died and found himself at the pearly gates.
"Jesus Christ, it's is all true after all"
A bearded man at the gate said: "I'm only St. Peter, not Jesus, come in and make yourself at home. I'll show you around"
St. Peter said: "Now this is where the Anglicans are, and over there are the Presbyterians and the Methodist there, and there are the Baptists. See we have the Hindus and Buddhists, all here happy as Larry"

The man noticed a huge wall.
"What's over that wall?"
"That's where we put the Roman Catholics.. They think they are the only ones in Heaven".
Comment by Robert Tobin on June 26, 2009 at 11:37pm
The Chief Rabbi from Jerusalem was an honoured guest of theh Pope at the Vatican. His Holiness was giving him the Grand Tour. After it was over the Rabbi said:
"All this splendor, and it vas started by Jesus?"
"Ja", said the Pope
"And Jesus vas Jewish?"
"Ja" said the Pope
"So" exclaimed the Rabbi "How come the Jewish people lost such a good business!"
Comment by Фелч Гроган on June 26, 2009 at 10:52am
Stumbled - I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Comment by Little Name Atheist on June 23, 2009 at 11:16pm
Unless Mary was doing the naughty thing with a Scandinavian.

What, they were making lutefisk from cod rather than haddock?!
 

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