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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Grinning Cat Feb 23. 7 Replies

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Comment by Robert Tobin on August 1, 2009 at 9:29pm
If you want humour you can't go past Monty Python:


THE MEANING OF LIFE
-------------------

PART II

GROWTH AND LEARNING

[A school chapel.]

Headmaster: And spotteth twice they the camels before the third
hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh
Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of
Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to
Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there
slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little
pots. Here endeth the lesson.

[The Headmaster closes the Bible. the Chaplain rises.]

Chaplain: Let us praise God. Oh Lord...

Congregation: Oh Lord...

Chaplain: Oooh you are so big...

Congregation: Oooh you are so big...

Chaplain: So absolutely huge.

Congregation: So ab - solutely huge.

Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell
you.

Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell
you.

Chaplain: Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.

Congregation: And barefaced flattery.

Chaplain: But you are so strong and, well, just so super.

Congregation: Fan - tastic.

Headmaster: Amen. Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil
into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the
cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the
school but I remind you that it was presented to us by the
Corporation of the town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day,
when we try to remember the names of all those from the
Sudbury area so gallantly gave their lives to keep China
British. So from now on the cormorant is strictly out of
bounds. Oh... and Jenkins... apparently your mother died this
morning. [He turns to the Chaplain.] Chaplain.

[The congregation rises and the Chaplain leads them in
singing.]

Chaplain and Congregation:
Oh Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill or toast your flock,
Don't put us on the barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok...

Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants Lord,
In a Rotissomat...
Comment by It's just Matt on August 1, 2009 at 7:44pm
I knew Alex Jones was a nut job, but he out did himself...AGAIN

Comment by KDelphi on August 1, 2009 at 10:21am
I also cannot get the contact form to accept the 'code"---where can I get some help?
Comment by KDelphi on August 1, 2009 at 10:20am
I have tried and tried to upload a photo and ai just keep getting this!
Comment by KDelphi on August 1, 2009 at 10:06am
I love this little guy....
Comment by Kitty on August 1, 2009 at 6:24am
Garrett, puts a new spin on "touched by an angel", eh?
Comment by John Smith on August 1, 2009 at 2:21am
Does the bible mention anything about whether or not mary consented to be impregnated? Because if it doesn't then I think a case could be made that god is a rapist.
Comment by Kitty on July 31, 2009 at 12:24pm
Today my friend Andy and I were discussing this Saturday's planned demonstration in front of an abortion clinic. We are showing up en masse to support the rights of these women to enter into a clinic without the harassment and threats from the "christians" who will be there to let them know what whores they are.
Two weeks ago, one of the defenders was brutally attacked so we are showing up in greater numbers to make sure everyone is protected.
I was stating how ironic it is we are having to protect people from actual physical harm from the "christians" when Andy quipped:
"It would have worked out better all the way around if Mary would have just had an abortion!"
To which I replied, "or just given the Angel of The Lord a blow job!"
Ah, I love Andy!
Comment by Susan Stanko on July 31, 2009 at 8:57am
I like Country music. Thanks for that , Ivy.
Comment by Age of Atheism.com on July 30, 2009 at 5:37pm
7 year old boy steals dads car to get out of going to church in Utah.
 

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