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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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BBC Black books comeday recommendation

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Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on June 18, 2009 at 7:19pm
I've gotta use these somewhere. I have sent links to my immediate family members. I am almost sorry that we don't live in Kansas.
Comment by Kitty on June 18, 2009 at 4:50pm
I am very much enjoying the textbook disclaimer stickers!
Comment by Gerard McDonald on June 18, 2009 at 3:57pm
some textbook disclaimer stickers for your enjoyment!
Comment by Gerard McDonald on June 18, 2009 at 3:56pm

Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on June 18, 2009 at 3:36pm
Personally, I think the hot dog looks a little saucy.
Comment by Ida on June 18, 2009 at 3:17pm
Haha. Nice observation Aiden.
Comment by Aiden on June 18, 2009 at 9:21am
Maybe it's just me, but the hotdog looks retarded, like down syndrome or something. The drumstick looks stoned. The meatball looks evil in a very perverse way. The bacon looks like it wants to rape the hotdog, and the steak looks excited about watching the hotdog get raped by the bacon.
Comment by Aiden on May 26, 2009 at 3:05pm
I saw these on T-Shirt Hell's newsletter and just had to share...

A Christian walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets down nothing. The Christian says "Where's my beer?" The bartender answers "Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there." The Christian replies "You've made your point; give me my beer." The bartender shoots back "You have your beer. I don't care how much proof you show me to the contrary, I will always think there's a beer there." The Christian responds "I fucking get it! Just give me my beer so I can go home and beat my wife!"


A little boy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Catholic Priest. "Catholic Priest?" says the bartender. "What kind of drink is that?" "Simple," says the boy. "That's the drink I have to force down my throat and never tell my parents about." [rimshot here]


A Catholic priest walks into a bar and orders a Choir Boy. The bartender says "A Choir Boy? What kind of drink is that?" "Simple," says the priest, "that's the drink I force fingers into until it bleeds and cries. Get it? Because of the molestation thing? I can't believe we're still in business."


A Muslim walks into a bar and the whole place blows up before something funny can happen.
Comment by IAmTheBlog on May 26, 2009 at 12:45pm
I'm still pretty new to Atheist Nexus and looking for groups, discussions, etc. to join. When I saw that someone posted "Big Butter Jesus" here (one of my favorites), I knew this was the group for me.

Another song I like is "She Left Me for Jesus", which believe it or not was actually a free iTunes download sometime last year. Here's a live version from YouTube.

Comment by B-Girl on May 19, 2009 at 8:12pm
It's a Jee-to!

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