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Comment by Troy Gorsline on September 21, 2012 at 4:49pm

 

 

Ok - really really mean and I typically don't advocate this sort of thing, but it's been a bad week for me...

Comment by Patricia on September 21, 2012 at 1:29pm

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy .

There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal:

he'd have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community.

If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy ; if the Pope won, they'd have to convert or leave.
The Jewish people met and picked an aged and wise Rabbi to represent them in the debate.

However, as the Rabbi spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they agreed that it would be a 'silent' debate.
On the chosen day the Pope and Rabbi sat opposite each other.
The Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
The Rabbi looked back and raised one finger.
Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.
The Rabbi pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.
The Rabbi pulled out an apple.
With that, the Pope stood up and declared himself beaten and said that the Rabbi was too clever. The Jews could stay in Italy .
Later the Cardinals met with the Pope and asked him what had happened.
The Pope said "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity.

He responded by holding a single finger to remind me there is still only one God common to both our faiths.
Then, I waved my finger around my head to show him that God was all around us.

The Rabbi responded  by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us.
I pulled out the wine and host to show that through the perfect sacrifice Jesus has atoned for our sins,

but the Rabbi pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He bested me at every move and I could not continue."


Meanwhile, the Jewish community gathered to ask the Rabbi how he'd won.
"I haven't a clue" said the Rabbi. "First, he told me that we had three days to get out of Italy , so I gave him the finger.
Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews, but I told him emphatically that we were staying right here."
"And then what?" asked a woman.
"Who knows?" said the Rabbi. "He took out his lunch, so I took out mine."

Comment by sk8eycat on September 21, 2012 at 11:47am

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It just hit me! My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ..........
My dog is a TELEVANGELIST !!!!

 

This originally said, "My dog is a CONGRESSMAN!!!!"  But I didn't see any difference.
Comment by Tony Carroll on September 19, 2012 at 2:57pm

Comment by Terry Groff on September 19, 2012 at 2:48pm

UPDATE: The Stewart/O'reilly debate will be on Oct 6th at 8pm (eastern) It will be online but they are charging $4.95 to see it with the money being split between two charities of Stewart and O'reilly's chosing.

Comment by Troy Gorsline on September 19, 2012 at 2:21pm

Comment by Andrew Hall on September 19, 2012 at 1:10pm
Comment by Terry Groff on September 18, 2012 at 9:26pm

The Stewart/O'reilly debate will be Oct. 6. Not sure of the time but I'm sure we' ll know by then.

Comment by Joseph P on September 18, 2012 at 8:17pm
It's on 24/7, on Hulu.
Comment by Ant Mac on September 18, 2012 at 7:46pm

Talking about godless humour, who is going to watch our man John Stewart take on the ever-lovin' crazyman Bill "Bash 'em atheists" O'Reilly ?.

 

I love John very much, it is very much like infatuation. =]

 

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