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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

Fuck the motherfucker!

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CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

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Comment by Meddlesome on December 7, 2012 at 10:16am

Heard recently:

"In some contries you are not allowed to have sex outside marriage, drink alcahol, or eat pork. In Denmark we call it Chriatmas lunch."

Comment by Andrew Hall on December 7, 2012 at 10:07am

I wrote a bit on Atheist Pig titled: Atheists officially declare war on Christmas

Comment by Pat on November 29, 2012 at 3:46pm

@Joseph, that is freaking hilarious!

Comment by Joseph P on November 29, 2012 at 2:09pm

How do you calculate those odds?

Comment by Joseph P on November 29, 2012 at 2:05pm

Comment by Patricia on November 21, 2012 at 6:36pm

NEVER, NEVER, BE LATE ! !


A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation Was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."...

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk: "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician "In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession."

Moral of the story: Never, Never, Never Be Late!

Comment by Terry Groff on November 21, 2012 at 6:11pm
Comment by Andrew Hall on November 16, 2012 at 10:44am

Comment by Aiden on November 15, 2012 at 8:41pm

I've been wanting to do that priest costume for several years, but I can never find one of those dolls...

Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on November 15, 2012 at 12:15am

Groaner, the costume on the left.

 

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