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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Prog Rock Girl on November 6, 2009 at 1:24pm
when I was a kid I pictured god as an old man with a beard...and he wore a flannel shirt:P
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on November 6, 2009 at 12:09am
ok, but the "atheist" was used here with the connotation of "antitheist" (the girl specified clearly "under no god" which is someone's anti-theist attitude). I also wanted to say that children are born atheists but I thought I write too much on a wall where jokes should predominate.

Let's change the subject:). What Suzie would think if she was the priest's favourite? Are there also altar girls or only altar boys? Now you can see how close I am to the church. :)
Comment by Louis Davout on November 5, 2009 at 5:46pm
I would say that all children are born atheist untill taught otherwise. They may not be "anti-theist" with a disgust for religion like some of us. but clearly they are born with out faith in anything supernatural.

From my own experience, I can say that is true.
Comment by Randy Rose on November 5, 2009 at 11:37am
I agree with Jason. The only things children know are instinctual (hunger, rest), and supernatural beliefs are definitely not instinctual. The closest thing a child has to a concept of god is probably the person(s) who provide her with food and shelter.
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on November 5, 2009 at 2:27am
this is an old one: A Priest, a Minister and a Rabi walk into a bar. The guy behind the counter says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on November 5, 2009 at 1:47am
theoretically coming to the age of reason is a process which occures between 5 and 7 years old. Nevertheless, I didn't say the age of reason. I said "they don't know much yet". ;)
Comment by Eric on November 4, 2009 at 9:58pm
Why not both at the same time?
Comment by John Secular Smith on November 4, 2009 at 9:48pm
Actually I think the priest asking for kids younger than seven has an entirely different motive! =P
Comment by Eric on November 4, 2009 at 9:41pm
Felix, at what age does the age of reason begin then for children?

I remember reading from somewhere long ago that priests say give me your child before the age of seven, and I will turn your child into the perfect Catholic. Which would seem to imply that it was the experience of Catholic priests that the age of reason for children began at seven, that apparently that is when they start asking real questions or start to think for themselves for the first time.

But then again, even then I don't think they would be strong enough to be atheists at that age. I know I definitely wasn't because I didn't have enough information by then to be able to really evaluate what I was learning.

I think the Pledge was really for the benefit of the adults, not the kids. I don't think it ever did anything for me when I had to recite it in elementary school.
Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on November 4, 2009 at 8:47pm
no child is Muslim, Christian or Atheist at 5 year old. They don't know much yet. They are sponges, parrots. Good step forward though. The next step is No Pledge to No Nation. :)
 

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