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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

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Comment by Pat on August 2, 2013 at 12:50pm

Thanks

Comment by Napoleon Bonaparte on August 2, 2013 at 11:56am

Ha ! Ha ! Ha !  Good one Pat

Comment by Pat on August 2, 2013 at 11:37am

A mother superior goes to a pet store, with the intent of buying a small parrot, thinking that a talking bird would be a welcome and cheerful addition to the convent.  When she gets to the store, she asks the clerk about talking birds.  The clerk points out a large, beautiful, South American Macaw with red, gold, blue and green feathers that can already speak.   Mother superior tells the clerk she is on a limited budget, and can’t afford the $1,000.00+ a macaw would cost.  He then tells her the bird is only $150.00.  Thinking the bird is sick, she declines, but the clerk assures her it’s in perfect health, and he even has a veterinarian’s certification.  When asked why the bird is so cheap, the clerk hums and haws for a moment, and then explains they got it on consignment from a house of ill repute.  Nevertheless, he assures the Mother Superior that with training, she can teach the bird some respectable language, and maybe even a few prayers. She decides it’s a bargain she can’t pass up, and buys it. 

When she has it set up in the convent, the bird starts to talk. “Awk – New house. New Madame.” Mother Superior realizes she’s going to have some work ahead of her.  Then, two nuns walk in and the bird says, “Awk – New House. New Madame. New hookers.”  As she’s starting to explain to the nuns her purchase, the parish priest, Father Edward walks in. The bird yells, “Hi Eddie.”

Comment by Nsajigwa sisi kwa sisi on July 21, 2013 at 4:48pm

Thanks Patricia, Loren Miller, Joan Denno for enjoying and commenting back on why doesn't god come out of the closet

Comment by rockytij on July 20, 2013 at 8:18pm

Comment by Pat on July 20, 2013 at 4:40pm

Let's see. If you were god, would you really want to show your face?

Comment by Loren Miller on July 20, 2013 at 4:20pm

I heard THAT, Joan!!!

Comment by Joan Denoo on July 20, 2013 at 4:06pm
Please add Pissed off women!
Comment by Loren Miller on July 20, 2013 at 2:35pm

Why doesn't god come out of the closet?  Fear, of course!  But fear of what?  Lessee...

  • Pissed off Jews
  • Pissed off Christians
  • Pissed off Muslims
  • Pissed off Hindus
  • Get the picture?

Pissed off because he didn't do what they expected him to do, didn't save their friend from cancer or help them get an A on the Math final or wouldn't guide them to their missing car keys or any one of a billion other different complaints, petty and otherwise.

There's something to chuckle at: the creator of the universe, scared shitless of his own creation!

Comment by Nsajigwa sisi kwa sisi on July 20, 2013 at 2:14pm
Some Atheists are reluctant to come out of the closet.There are reasons.
But Why God himself doesn’t come out of closet? What does he fear..?
 

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