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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Glenn Sogge on January 6, 2010 at 1:34pm
From an e-cquaintance's FB status: The advent of the Internet has disproved the hypothesis that an infinite number of monkeys, typing at random, could reproduce the works of William Shakespeare.
Comment by Susan Stanko on January 6, 2010 at 8:33am
At least this is a lot less violent.
Comment by B-Girl on January 5, 2010 at 4:54pm
I see a skull wearing a hood. Looks more like death or Skeletor than Jesus.
Comment by IAmTheBlog on January 5, 2010 at 1:30pm
LOL @ the Jesus pic. If this person really thought they saw Jesus, then obviously all the blood must have rushed to the bruise and not enough is getting up to the brain...
Comment by Susan Stanko on January 5, 2010 at 12:25pm
Jesus looks like a young Lex Luther. LOL
Comment by Laura B on January 5, 2010 at 9:07am
I was much more sad when I found out Santa wasn't real, than I was when i realized god wasn't either. This is from a Canadian t.v. show, now canceled called Trailer Park Boys. Hilarious!

Comment by sacha on January 4, 2010 at 11:54pm
god on blasphemy

"...You people mock me every day and in every language. And I hate being mocked! In fact, nothing makes Me angrier. I devoted an entire commandment to preventing it, and I spend most of My Time smiting sarcastic douchebags who think I don’t exist. But that’s fine with Me.

I love chasing down blasphemers and smiting them. Just last night, there was this guy in New Jersey who was making all these smart-ass jokes about Me at a bar. So I gave him penile cancer. Who’s funny now funny guy?

See, for Me, blasphemy is worse than murder, rape and abortion combined. Cause at the end of the day, what the frig do I care if a human gets killed or raped? All part of The Plan. But making fun of Me? Well that’s just uncalled for..."
Comment by jeric harper on January 4, 2010 at 5:40pm
There were these two nuns riding their bicycles through the backstreets of Rome when the sister following the other exclaimed "I've never come this way before!". The nun in front yelled back, "It's the cobblestones!".
Comment by Ron Peacemaker on January 4, 2010 at 12:28pm
Church and stop drinking

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it from the beer tap. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, I have two brothers. One's in Australia, the other's in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits this is a nice custom. The cowboy becomes a regular, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to pry, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church so I had to quit drinking.
Comment by Rob N on January 4, 2010 at 8:49am
This from the Guardian Newspaper
 

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