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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

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BBC Black books comeday recommendation

Started by Christopher Cosgrove. Last reply by rockytij Sep 19. 1 Reply

Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

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Comment by Tommy on March 13, 2010 at 12:39pm
I found no interest in the Gay fountain thing. I guess there was some kind of humor there I just missed. I am not gay but it just seemed a bit sad to me. However the other joke was funny. I like a good Atheist joke but really, Funny is funny.
Comment by Ann on March 13, 2010 at 12:27pm

Comment by Zulu on March 13, 2010 at 10:59am
I'll refrain from posting non-atheist jokes in this group. Sorry about that. Just thought is was little funny, and we all need laughter in our lives. As far as the gay fountain image, I didn't get it. I guess I spent too much time at home...
Comment by Desanctified on March 13, 2010 at 9:58am
While they were sort of cute and funny, two of the preceding posts did not seem particularly atheistic or irreligious.
As a gay man, I thought the water fountains to be a sad and tragic comment on the state of things in the US.
I thought the one about the Medicine man's treatment for erectile dysfunction was irreligious only if you think herbal medicine (particularly Indian herbal medicine) is a religious matter. It was cute, especially the punch line, but I really do hope this group manages to keep it's focus. I have enjoyed it for about a year and a half.
Comment by Loren Miller on March 13, 2010 at 8:20am
With reference to Christopher's entry, an entry from the Atheist Dictionary:

ramification [ram-uh-fi-key-shuhn] (n) - What caused Mary to have that little lamb.
Comment by Zulu on March 13, 2010 at 8:05am
Not exactly Atheist, but funny...

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle
Comment by Christopher on March 13, 2010 at 4:04am

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Comment by Ivy on March 12, 2010 at 1:26pm
@Glenn -- Hah! Priceless. Reminds me of the oft-quoted bit about how God always seems to be on the side of those with the heaviest artillery.
Comment by Glenn Sogge on March 12, 2010 at 11:08am

 

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