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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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BBC Black books comeday recommendation

Started by Christopher Cosgrove. Last reply by rockytij Sep 19. 1 Reply

Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

Started by Richard Cahill. Last reply by The Devian Sep 18. 3 Replies

Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

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Comment by Loren Miller on March 13, 2010 at 8:20am
With reference to Christopher's entry, an entry from the Atheist Dictionary:

ramification [ram-uh-fi-key-shuhn] (n) - What caused Mary to have that little lamb.
Comment by Zulu on March 13, 2010 at 8:05am
Not exactly Atheist, but funny...

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.

The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."

The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"

Immediately, he was the manliest of men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle
Comment by Christopher on March 13, 2010 at 4:04am

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Comment by Ivy on March 12, 2010 at 1:26pm
@Glenn -- Hah! Priceless. Reminds me of the oft-quoted bit about how God always seems to be on the side of those with the heaviest artillery.
Comment by Glenn Sogge on March 12, 2010 at 11:08am

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Comment by Christopher on March 12, 2010 at 5:52am

Comment by Ariel on March 11, 2010 at 12:13pm
Again, to fix the link. LDS Resignation Letter
Comment by Glenn Sogge on March 11, 2010 at 10:41am

 

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