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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

Fuck the motherfucker!

Started by Vasanth Ra. Last reply by Richard C Brown Jun 1. 6 Replies

CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

Started by Mike Lee. Last reply by Dogly Oct 3, 2013. 3 Replies

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Comment by Christopher on April 8, 2010 at 8:42am

Comment by Mr. Apostate on April 8, 2010 at 8:27am

Comment by Mr. Apostate on April 8, 2010 at 8:14am
@ Mike Wolf
Methinks thy knack for the arts of humour doth rival that of my own!
Comment by Mr. Apostate on April 8, 2010 at 6:37am
Hammer time

Comment by Brian Banister on April 7, 2010 at 8:27pm
I was listening to a little Carlin today and found this quote and I thought I'd share, enjoy:

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
Comment by Mr. Apostate on April 7, 2010 at 3:27pm
Let's not forget the pagans.


Our Zeus, Who art on Mount Olympus
Hallowed be Thy moniker;
Thy thunderbolts come,
Thy tyranny will be done,
on earth as it is on Mount Olympus.
Give us this day our daily pita and hummus,
and forgive us our fuck ups,
as we forgive those who piss us off;
and lead us not onto temptation island,
but deliver us from Hades. Amen.
Comment by Mr. Apostate on April 7, 2010 at 3:02pm
@Hugh
God, er, dam right we're not afraid! Here's some more blasphemy for you.

Comment by Hugh Kramer on April 7, 2010 at 1:21pm
Are atheists afraid to criticize Islam? Hardly. We don't believe in Allah any more than we believe in Jehovah or Zeus, for that matter. Need a little proof? Here's a video of three Burkha Barbies singing, "Back in the Burkha Again."

Comment by Christopher on April 6, 2010 at 10:22am

Comment by Ivy on April 6, 2010 at 9:37am
Via @CrosbieTweets on Twitter: "A simple way to test if Christ has risen is to lightly press two fingertips about one-half inch into the Messiah."
 

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