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Comment by Christopher on March 3, 2010 at 6:01pm

Comment by qıƃ ɟ ǝıɔɐɹʇ on March 3, 2010 at 5:41pm

Thanks, Lori. I thought I thanked Glenn for telling us all how to embigger. That exchange between the churches makes me want to hug the Catholic sign workers. Then I read from Jason about the sign generator. Now, the world makes more sense.

Comment by Robert Grimm on March 3, 2010 at 10:52am

Treehouse of Horror VII. That was one of my favorite episodes. Here is a Simpsons dictionary.

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/dictionary

Comment by Rob N on March 3, 2010 at 10:37am

@Robert Grimm
"I think the word is embiggened."

Didn't professor Frink aslo invent a 'Debigulator' in one episode; I seem to remember its effects were irreversible, as the necessary 'rebigulator' was impossible to comprehend

Comment by Wanda Wilson on March 2, 2010 at 5:53pm

Love the disclaimer!!!

Comment by Glenn Sogge on March 2, 2010 at 2:27pm

The Comedy Jesus Show presents the disclaimer for the Bible:

Comment by Susan Stanko on March 2, 2010 at 1:41pm

I just noticed that "Good Friday" is the day after "April Fool's Day".

Comment by Lori Wenger on March 2, 2010 at 12:42am

Yes. That it does... :)

Comment by MaleficVTwin on March 2, 2010 at 12:32am

Funny indeed. It also demonstrates how they just make it up as they go. :)

Comment by Lori Wenger on March 2, 2010 at 12:22am

Here you go Tracie. The Church signs from page 70 typed up for you. I kind of like the 'tongue in cheek' humor this particular Catholic Church had in this one...

Catholic Church = “All Dogs go to Heaven”
Presbyterian Church = “Only humans go to heaven. Read the Bible.”
Catholic Church = “God loves all his creations, dogs included.”
Presbyterian Church = “Dogs don’t have souls. This is not open for debate.”
Catholic Church = “Catholic dogs go to Heaven. Presbyterian dogs can talk to their pastor.”
Presbyterian Church = “Converting to Catholocism does not magically grant your dog a soul.”
Catholic Church = “Free dog souls with conversion.”
Presbyterian Church = “Dogs are animals. There aren’t any rocks in Heaven either.”
Catholic Church = “All rocks go to Heaven.”

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