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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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BBC Black books comeday recommendation

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Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

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Comment by Joseph P on June 10, 2013 at 7:52am

Eh, I can see it as irony or something similar.  That's a subset of humor.

Comment by Terry Groff on June 10, 2013 at 7:49am

@ Nsajigwa sisi kwa sisi Your post is not humor and belongs elsewhere in the forum.

Comment by Nsajigwa sisi kwa sisi on June 10, 2013 at 7:30am

Okonkwo the character in Chinua Achebe's book Things fall apart is being preached (educated) by the Priest about the new god (of Christianity)...God the father god the son and holy spirit...
He asks where is god the mother? How can god have son without wife..?

Comment by Chris Dodds on June 9, 2013 at 3:56pm

A camper in the woods is surprised by a bear, so he runs and the bear runs after him.  As he's running, the camper yells out, "GOD!  PLEASE HELP ME!!"

All of a sudden, a voice calls down from the heavens and says, "You've never called on me before, why the hell should I help you now?!"

The camper yells out, "WELL, CAN YOU AT LEAST MAKE THE BEAR INTO A GOOD CHRISTIAN?!" thinking that if the bear's a good christian, it won't eat him.

Suddenly, the bear gets down on its knees, puts its front paws together, and quickly prays, "I thank you, O Heavenly Father, for this food which I am about to receive."

Comment by The Flying Atheist on June 7, 2013 at 7:33pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 31, 2013 at 4:37am

Moses's real reaction to the burning bush:

'My weed. Fuck!'

Comment by rockytij on May 30, 2013 at 11:03pm

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Comment by Patricia on May 30, 2013 at 7:04pm

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Minister takes a Airplane Flight
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A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Comment by Patricia on May 29, 2013 at 5:55pm

I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.

They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.

Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.

I was interested so I asked him, “Can you burn me a copy?”

Well . . . . . . that was when the trouble started.

 

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