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Comment by Joseph P on August 27, 2010 at 8:11pm
but had already promised her anything she wanted as a reward for her exotic dancing.

Well, at least he did it for a good reason, then.

I have better things to do than read the bible.

I dunno, man. It's quite a valuable activity, if you even plan on debating Christians. When you know their Bible better than they do, it automatically makes them look like fools.

It doesn't suck so bad once you get through the Pentateuch. Leviticus and Numbers suck pretty hard, though. Most of the stuff after Deuteronomy is at least better narrative form.
Comment by David Sensei on August 27, 2010 at 7:59pm
For those interested, it appears Doris was the wife of Herod the Great, of 'Massacre of the Innocents' fame (some scholars argue this probably never happened). Salome was the stepdaughter of Herod Antipas, his successor. Apparently Salome requested the head of John the Baptist at the urging of her mother, Herodias. Herod was reluctant to comply, but had already promised her anything she wanted as a reward for her exotic dancing. But who knows for sure how much of any of this is true? I have better things to do than read the bible. I just like desanctifying sacred images - and giving those brilliant but sombre southern renaissance masters a new lease of life. The art world should thank me. No kudos yet though, lol.

I love your foul-mouthed nuns, Mr A.
Comment by Andrew Hall on August 27, 2010 at 6:30pm
The World's First Atheist, Feminist, and Gay Man.
http://laughinginpurgatory.blogspot.com/2010/08/first-atheist-femin...
Comment by Mr. Apostate on August 27, 2010 at 2:39pm

Comment by David Sensei on August 27, 2010 at 9:08am
Well there you go. Thanks Mike. I never knew Mrs Herod's name was Doris. Salome must have been helping out in the kitchen between stints with the 'seven veils'.
Comment by David Sensei on August 27, 2010 at 1:47am
Here's some more wholesome heterosexual humor. This one's a real 'groaner'. Sorry ...

Comment by David Sensei on August 26, 2010 at 10:26pm
Jesus was reputed to be of the 'House of David'. Let's trace him back to his roots.

Comment by Joseph P on August 26, 2010 at 10:19pm
Yeah, but he was more relaxed about it, with the exception of the little fit with the merchants in the temple. Back in the Old Testament, God was a pissy little bastard. How many times in Exodus did He almost wipe out the Jews?
Comment by Christopher on August 26, 2010 at 9:58pm
Joseph P, the whole "Hell" whoozit didn't show up till the new testament. The God of the old testament was a twisted fuck without a doubt, but Jesus? He's hate on roids.

Comment by Joseph P on August 26, 2010 at 5:47pm
@Mike Wolf: But at least it got God to chill the hell out. Old Testament = virgin God. New Testament = God after getting laid.
 

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