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Comment by sk8eycat on January 11, 2015 at 12:07am

Ingersoll went on to say more about the "celestial arithmetic," and ended it by saying something like, "Now that we are thoroughly confused, there is nothing left to say except....

"Let us pray." 

\sarcasm off

Comment by Joan Denoo on January 10, 2015 at 10:25pm

Felaine, let's see if this works: 


Trial 2: 

The Trinity 

"One may say with one's lips: 'I believe that God is one, and also three' - but no one can believe it, because the words have no sense."

~ Leo Tolstoy 


"It is too late in the day for men of sincerity to pretend they believe in the Platonic mysticisms that three are one, and one is three; and yet that the one is not three, and the three are not one."

~Thomas Jefferson

"According to the celestial multiplication table, once one is three, and three times one is one, and according to heavenly subtraction if we take two from three, three are left. The addition is equally peculiar, if we add two to one we have but one. Each one is equal to himself and the other two. Nothing ever was, nothing ever can be more perfectly idiotic and absurd than the dogma of the Trinity."

~ Robert Ingersoll

Comment by sk8eycat on January 10, 2015 at 5:38pm

I remember that print from Sunday school...doesn't look the least bit Jewish, does he?  Typical Bapnit BS.

Robert Ingersoll wrote a funny piece about Xian arithmetic...  for some reason I can't copy and Paste it, but scroll WAYYYY down to "THE TRINITY"

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on January 10, 2015 at 3:41pm

1 = 3. Their math is as good as their view of reality.

Comment by sk8eycat on January 10, 2015 at 11:51am

Trying to untangle the trinity:

Are you there, dad? It's me, you. - Are you there, dad? It's me, you. Praying Jesus

Comment by Idaho Spud on January 8, 2015 at 10:51am

Made me laugh Patricia.  I'm saving it. : )

Comment by Joan Denoo on January 8, 2015 at 12:14am

Patricia, particularly unexpected end! Funny!

Comment by Daniel W on January 7, 2015 at 5:44pm
Patricia that is the best ever!
Comment by k.h. ky on January 7, 2015 at 4:09pm
That's wonderful.
Comment by Patricia on January 7, 2015 at 3:40pm

A woman takes her lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet. Then the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'

Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

Man - 'OK, how much?'

Boy - '$250'

A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy and the lover, are in the closet together..

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a sand wedge.
'The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'

Boy - '$750'

Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, 'Grab your sand wedge and golf ball, let's go outside and have some short game practice. The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.'

The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'

Boy - '$1,000.'

The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'

They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit with me again. You're in my closet now.'


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