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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

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Jesus vs Jeezus

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Comment by Chris Dodds on June 9, 2013 at 3:56pm

A camper in the woods is surprised by a bear, so he runs and the bear runs after him.  As he's running, the camper yells out, "GOD!  PLEASE HELP ME!!"

All of a sudden, a voice calls down from the heavens and says, "You've never called on me before, why the hell should I help you now?!"

The camper yells out, "WELL, CAN YOU AT LEAST MAKE THE BEAR INTO A GOOD CHRISTIAN?!" thinking that if the bear's a good christian, it won't eat him.

Suddenly, the bear gets down on its knees, puts its front paws together, and quickly prays, "I thank you, O Heavenly Father, for this food which I am about to receive."

Comment by The Flying Atheist on June 7, 2013 at 7:33pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 31, 2013 at 4:37am

Moses's real reaction to the burning bush:

'My weed. Fuck!'

Comment by rockytij on May 30, 2013 at 11:03pm

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Comment by Patricia on May 30, 2013 at 7:04pm

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Minister takes a Airplane Flight
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A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

Comment by Patricia on May 29, 2013 at 5:55pm

I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night.

They were called “Bomb Jovi”. They were brilliant.

Their last song “Living on a Prayer Mat” almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.

I was interested so I asked him, “Can you burn me a copy?”

Well . . . . . . that was when the trouble started.

Comment by Patricia on May 29, 2013 at 5:55pm

NOTHING interferes with his concentration.......

Comment by rockytij on May 29, 2013 at 5:42pm

Comment by rockytij on May 29, 2013 at 5:40pm

Not much funniness here lately.  Let's change that, huh?

 

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