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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

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Fuck the motherfucker!

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CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

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Comment by sk8eycat on November 21, 2010 at 11:18pm
@ david perry

*cackle!* That's dreadful! LMAO! Reminds me of the audition scene from "The Producers." (The original 1967 version)

"When an eel rushes out, andit bites off your snout, that's a moray!"

http://www.contestcen.com/puns.htm

When King Kong has gone flat,
rent the film Vampire Bat.
That's some more Wray.

He's a clown, he's a ham,
and his name's Amsterdam,
that's a Morey.

I think there are now almost as many puns on Amore' as there are parodies of "That Old-Time Religion."
http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=4449

And "My God's Better Than Your God."
I don't know where to find that one, but it's been floating around SF Filkdom for decades. You can make up the lyrics as you go along.

My god's better than your god,
My god's better than yours.
My god's better 'cause she has six arms,
My god's better than yours!

That verse is extremely tame compared to some of the ones I've heard at convention sing-alongs.
Comment by Andrew Hall on November 21, 2010 at 5:39pm
New Findings from T.I.T. (Theistic Institute of Technology)

http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2010/10/findings-from-tit-theist...
Comment by david perry on November 20, 2010 at 10:47pm
Comment by david perry on November 20, 2010 at 9:27pm
Damn, and here I thought it was O.K. to beat my slaves to death.
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Comment by Daniel on November 20, 2010 at 12:56am
I love SMBC

Comment by Charles Cusumano on November 19, 2010 at 7:54pm
Just a follow up after I read the medicine posts below. There is a LOT of misinformation here. You want the straight dope on the health care ills,email me.
Comment by Charles Cusumano on November 19, 2010 at 7:49pm
As an ER PA, I can tell you that it isn’t only the uninsured that have to wait. The people who have to wait are most always those with minor or non emergent illnesses and that is the way it should be. An Emergency room is just that. It isn’t a family practice clinic. Emergencies/urgencies get seen first by necessity and that is as it should be.
Comment by Susan Stanko on November 19, 2010 at 7:24pm
Depending on the clinic you have to make an appointment months in advance here. I have heard stories of the uninsured having to wait all day in the er just to be seen.
Comment by Brianna Starfish on November 19, 2010 at 5:47pm
@Rudy: I actually have a really good doctor now that I just got in the last year. I was very lucky! There are NO doctors at all accepting patients in our town! I've lived here for 6 years and I just got a good doctor! My doctor is good, but he's so overbooked that I rarely get an appointment within 2 weeks. I don't feel like it's the doctors fault for all of this, I think it's the patients who abuse the system!
Comment by Rudy V Kiist on November 19, 2010 at 5:02pm
@Brianna...get a different doctor. I live in small town rural AB and have a great doc. Takes a week or 2 to get in to see her and if it's an emergency MUCH quicker. Also, some doctors are simply willing to fight for you more. No matter, they are all human and some are better than others...and some simply blame healthcare instead of standing up for your rights and doing their job properly. Don't be afraid to look around and "shop" for the right one. Anyways, wrong forum for this, so I'll just shut-up now (^_^).
 

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