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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

Fuck the motherfucker!

Started by Vasanth Ra. Last reply by Richard C Brown Jun 1. 6 Replies

CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

Started by Mike Lee. Last reply by Dogly Oct 3, 2013. 3 Replies

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Comment by Tony Carroll on September 10, 2013 at 12:41pm

Context people. It's all about context.

Comment by rockytij on September 9, 2013 at 5:29pm
Comment by Grinning Cat on September 5, 2013 at 2:20pm

Thanks, Rocky!

Reminds me of the Rev. Jim Huber's parable "Kissing Hank's Ass":

Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me:   "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?"

John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, He'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, He'll kick the shit out of you."

Me:   "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do whatever He wants, and what He wants is to give you a million dollars, but He can't until you kiss His ass."

... and it continues, complete with a list of "commandments" Hank once reputedly dictated to his special friend Karl years ago. They include "Hank dictated this list Himself", "Everything Hank says is right", "Wash your hands after going to the bathroom", "The moon is made of green cheese", and "Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments" (nicely parodying another cult's rule!).

Comment by Patricia on September 5, 2013 at 1:50pm

"Stole" it Rocky, thanks!

Comment by Idaho Spud on September 5, 2013 at 6:31am

I like that one Rocky.

Comment by rockytij on September 5, 2013 at 4:21am

Comment by Patricia on August 31, 2013 at 1:38am

Comment by Idaho Spud on August 23, 2013 at 8:43pm

Eviction notice & Homestead rights.  Funny!

Comment by Pat on August 23, 2013 at 2:47pm

I remember when the RCC closed Limbo. I always wondered if those souls got a formal eviction notice. And, given the idea that some were there for thousands of years, what about homestead rights?

Comment by Loren Miller on August 23, 2013 at 8:58am

I note that limbo is closed for business, but apparently Purgatory is still a going concern, at least for the catholics.  Granted that the whole of religion is one invention after another, but the RC church must have thought it had a corner on the business!

 

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