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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Fuck the motherfucker!

Started by Vasanth Ra. Last reply by Loren Miller on Friday. 5 Replies

Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Napoleon Bonaparte Nov 25, 2013. 5 Replies


Started by Mike Lee. Last reply by Dogly Oct 3, 2013. 3 Replies

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Comment by Ryan Patrick Stene on February 26, 2011 at 9:39am
Saw this on REdditt:

AND THIS goes with :

Comment by Sam Kennedy on February 26, 2011 at 8:36am
@ Marc Draco, Very funny! : )
Comment by Marc Draco on February 26, 2011 at 6:57am

"A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.   

They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl,   

"Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?  

She giggles and shyly replies,  "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."   

St. Peter says,   " Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."   

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,   "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"   The girl is a little reluctant but replies,   "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."  

St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."   

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.   One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.    When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reeva, What seems to be the rush?"  

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

Comment by Andrew Hall on February 26, 2011 at 5:47am

A small bit about the top 10 wacky/evil Jewish commandments (out of a field of 613 commandments)

Comment by MaleficVTwin on February 25, 2011 at 11:43pm
What happens when you pierce his side? LOL.
Comment by Samantha Madison on February 25, 2011 at 12:35pm
I just always thought that since the "Almighty" created us and everything, that he sprang all of his churches "magically" from the ground-therefore they shouldnt have mortgages and electric bills right-Oh I forgot he's not that powerful-and he works in very mysterious ways-right!
Comment by Pat on February 24, 2011 at 12:33pm
@ Samantha - I know a not so nice old white guy who made his millions the old fashioned way.  He robbed his community blind, by getting loans to start businesses and not paying them back, tax breaks to build businesses, the moving them to cheaper labor markets, etc.  He's now in his 80's and building homeless shelters and giving money to the church.  While he's certainly different from the kind gentleman you know, the motive is the same.  Buy your admission ticket into the eternal themed park "Happy Land Heaven in the Sky" while avoiding, as Bob Seger once sang, "The Fire Down Below."  And this church sponsored scam continues to work throughout the centuries.
Comment by Samantha Madison on February 24, 2011 at 11:51am
I know a nice old black christian man that goes to church EVERY Sunday-except for Sundays that he's broke because he told me he always gives them 20 or 50 only. This man gives so much money to his fucking church that he can write the shit off on his taxes. WTF is wrong with the world.
Comment by Pat on February 24, 2011 at 10:48am

The Universal Church


Comment by Andrew Hall on February 23, 2011 at 9:09pm

Fresh from the Theistic Institute of Technology (T.I.T.) - The Trinity is breaking up!


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