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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Fuck the motherfucker!

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Comment by Patricia on December 3, 2013 at 1:55pm

Jesus Christ @Jesusontwittorr

Christmas: Where western Christians celebrate a Jewish dudes birthday under a Pagan tree by receiving gifts from a fat German trespasser

02 Dec
Comment by Andrew Hall on November 30, 2013 at 8:17am

Comment by Patricia on November 28, 2013 at 1:47am

Wife - "Where the hell have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon!”
Husband

- "I'm so sorry Honey..but you probably don't want to hear the reason.”
Wife

- "I want the truth, & I want it NOW !”
Husband

- "Fine. We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the Clubhouse,     I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the button.     On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire.     I changed it in a jiffy, & next she's offering me money. Of course I refuse

    it - then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton -and begs

    me to stop so she can buy me a beer.

    She's such a sweetie, I said yes.     Before you know it - one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were

    looking pretty good to each other.     Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our table.     She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand.     Now I'm in her room....clothes are flying ....the talking stopped....and we proceeded

    to have sex in every way imaginable.

    It must have gone on for hours, because before I know it the clock says 5:30.     I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am.     There. You wanted the truth....you got it.
Wife - "Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you!”

Comment by Dyslexic's DOG on November 24, 2013 at 6:40am

I don't know if you have seen this one b4, but it is sort of cute, a little humorous, rather silly.  But, I like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhEUWobdXqY

Well?  LOL

Comment by Dyslexic's DOG on November 24, 2013 at 6:32am

Just a few of Frank Zappa's atheistic type humor from the 70s and 80s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyYuoPvjEDw

Frank Zappa, Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk, Live. Plus an interview with Frank,  Discussing Jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOhNBEzaiYI

Comment by Richard Francis on November 8, 2013 at 4:39am
I'll soon be publishing a satirical deconstruction of the flaws in human cognition, seen through the lens of dangerous cults. Some examples can be seen at 'A Cult is for Life' on facebook. Please 'like' and enjoy. https://www.facebook.com/pages/A-Cult-is-For-Life/523287214427701
Comment by Patricia on November 6, 2013 at 10:27pm

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the
congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule
that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his
paycheck.

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and
the
congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's
salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's
additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up
and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said.

Silence
fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and
in her frail voice
said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too
much of it, we start wearing rubbers."

And the congregation said,
"Amen"

Comment by rockytij on November 5, 2013 at 12:09pm

Funny how this works...

Comment by Idaho Spud on October 31, 2013 at 2:41pm

Comment by Patricia on October 26, 2013 at 1:36pm

On 23 October 2013, the Daily Currant published an article positing that former Alaska governor Sarah Palin had  claimed in a television news interview that Jesus Christ celebrated Easter  during his time on Earth:

In an interview with Fox  and Friends this morning, the former Alaska governor promoted her new book  about the left's "war on Christmas" and argued that all Christian holidays  should return to the traditional versions practiced by Jesus.
"It makes  me so gosh darn angry," Palin explained. "The liberal left in this country  
has targeted Christian holidays and is  trying to secularize them right out of existence.
"When Jesus  celebrated Easter with his disciples there were no Easter bunnies or egg hunts.  There were no Easter sales at department stores or parades in the street. Easter  was a special time of prayer and Christian activism.
"Jesus would  gather all the townspeople around and would listen to their stories about the  meaning of Easter in their lives. Then he would teach them how to love one  another, how to protest Roman abortion clinics and how to properly convert  homosexuals.

By the end of the day links and excerpts referencing  this article were being circulated via social media, with many of those who  encountered it mistaking it for a genuine news item.  However, the article was  just a bit of political humor from the Daily Currant which spoofed the  debate over secularization of religious-based holidays and the stereotype of  former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin as about historical matters.
As noted in the Daily Currant's "About" page, that web site  deals strictly in satire:

The Daily Currant is an  English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics,  business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media.  

Read more at http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/easter.asp#buz4xColzlOeCSOI.99

 

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