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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Beards and Religion

Started by Patricia. Last reply by Patricia yesterday. 6 Replies

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Comment by Idaho Spud on January 11, 2015 at 3:14pm

Hindu baby is not funny to me, but still excellent satire.

Comment by Terry Groff on January 11, 2015 at 1:50pm

Comment by Joan Denoo on January 11, 2015 at 3:06am

Hehehe! 

Comment by sk8eycat on January 11, 2015 at 12:07am

Ingersoll went on to say more about the "celestial arithmetic," and ended it by saying something like, "Now that we are thoroughly confused, there is nothing left to say except....

"Let us pray." 

\sarcasm off

Comment by Joan Denoo on January 10, 2015 at 10:25pm

Felaine, let's see if this works: 

Nope!

Trial 2: 

The Trinity 

"One may say with one's lips: 'I believe that God is one, and also three' - but no one can believe it, because the words have no sense."

~ Leo Tolstoy 

 

"It is too late in the day for men of sincerity to pretend they believe in the Platonic mysticisms that three are one, and one is three; and yet that the one is not three, and the three are not one."

~Thomas Jefferson

"According to the celestial multiplication table, once one is three, and three times one is one, and according to heavenly subtraction if we take two from three, three are left. The addition is equally peculiar, if we add two to one we have but one. Each one is equal to himself and the other two. Nothing ever was, nothing ever can be more perfectly idiotic and absurd than the dogma of the Trinity."

~ Robert Ingersoll

Comment by sk8eycat on January 10, 2015 at 5:38pm

I remember that print from Sunday school...doesn't look the least bit Jewish, does he?  Typical Bapnit BS.

Robert Ingersoll wrote a funny piece about Xian arithmetic...  for some reason I can't copy and Paste it, but scroll WAYYYY down to "THE TRINITY"

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biblianazar/esp_biblianazar_19.htm

Comment by Bertold Brautigan on January 10, 2015 at 3:41pm

1 = 3. Their math is as good as their view of reality.

Comment by sk8eycat on January 10, 2015 at 11:51am

Trying to untangle the trinity:

Are you there, dad? It's me, you. - Are you there, dad? It's me, you. Praying Jesus

Comment by Idaho Spud on January 8, 2015 at 10:51am

Made me laugh Patricia.  I'm saving it. : )

Comment by Joan Denoo on January 8, 2015 at 12:14am

Patricia, particularly unexpected end! Funny!

 

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