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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by Napoleon Bonaparte Nov 25, 2013. 5 Replies

Fuck the motherfucker!

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CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

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Comment by Andrew Hall on May 18, 2011 at 12:34pm
I am happy to say that I'm living in the United States of Canada.
Comment by Sean Murphy on May 18, 2011 at 5:57am
@rockyabq: Hilarious! May I steal that? It would make an awesome signature quote...
As a matter of fact, it would work equally well for my Pagan friends as for my Atheist friends! (Even though few of them are actually Asatru.)
Comment by rockytij on May 17, 2011 at 11:21pm
Comment by Patricia on May 17, 2011 at 1:30pm

YEAH!

 

Today's quote......

 

"I grew up a Catholic. To me, going to church was always really
boring. I
never liked it. But I went to a Catholic grammar
school. You know what the
nuns would tell me? "You know Jim, the
mass is a celebration. What does that
tell you young man?" It
tells me that the Catholics don't know how to throw a
frigging
party."
- Jimmy Dore

Comment by Patricia on May 16, 2011 at 3:29pm
Another one for the coffers.....

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest
that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her secret
is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.

She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."

The priest thinks a while and says,

"That's not so serious. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers and
do six cartwheels on your way to the altar."
Comment by Andrew Hall on May 14, 2011 at 8:32pm

I wrote a bit about the recent Hindu bathing suit scandal: Hinduism still sucks.

 

http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2011/05/hinduism-still-sucks.html

Comment by Aiden on May 12, 2011 at 4:54pm
Texas Beer Joint Sues Church In Mt. Vernon, Texas

Drummond's Bar began construction on expansion of their building to increase their business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the bar from expanding with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the building and it burned to the ground! After the bar burned to the ground due to the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer", until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means." In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise. The judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented,  "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but it appears from the paperwork that we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that now does not."
Comment by Ivy on May 12, 2011 at 9:00am
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Found here:  http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/godzilla.jpg

Comment by Eternauta on May 10, 2011 at 10:27pm
Mrs. Brown was hilarious!
 

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