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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

Fuck the motherfucker!

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CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

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Comment by Sean Murphy on July 22, 2011 at 2:34pm
Comment by Patricia on July 22, 2011 at 12:47pm
Top 10 reasons why Beer is better than Religion

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
Comment by Patricia on July 20, 2011 at 1:33pm
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed
she was gaining a little weight.

"Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.

"No, Father. Just a little gas," Sister Susan explained.

A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even
more weight.

"Gaining some more weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked again.

"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas," she replied again.

A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing
a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in
the carriage and said,... "Cute little fart."
Comment by Patricia on July 19, 2011 at 11:07pm
An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site
noticed
the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them
to correct their ways.

She decided she would take her lunch
sit with the workers and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag
and walked over to the spot where the men were eating.
She walked up to the
group and with a big smile said "Do you men know Jesus Christ?"

They
shook their heads and looked at each other. One of the workers looked
up into
the steelwork and yelled "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the
steelworkers asked why.

The worker yelled "his wife is here with his
lunch".
Comment by Andrew Hall on July 19, 2011 at 7:27am
Comment by Pat on July 18, 2011 at 2:34pm
Maybe Mr. Vorris (the announcer) could ask a priest to babysit his prepubescent children.  As Mr. Hitchens once said, "No child's behind left."
Comment by alexa penzner on July 18, 2011 at 12:10pm
i didn't see the sodomy - did you see the word sodomy ?  where's the wabbit? did you see the wabbit?
Comment by Charles Cusumano on July 17, 2011 at 4:13am
The best part is the voice over at the end. Guilt at its finest.
Comment by alexa penzner on July 15, 2011 at 4:44pm

Austrian driver allowed 'pastafarian' headgear photo

Driving licence of Niko Alm 

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(in the photo he is wearing a small strainer - "pasta farian")

 


Having received his driving licence, Niko Alm now wants to get pastafarianism officially recognised

Comment by sk8eycat on July 15, 2011 at 2:07pm

From Memebase.com  (I really don't understand all this "Nyan" stuff, but sometimes it's funny)

 

memes - Nyan XIII

 

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