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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here.

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

Fuck the motherfucker!

Started by Vasanth Ra. Last reply by Richard C Brown Jun 1. 6 Replies


Started by Mike Lee. Last reply by Dogly Oct 3, 2013. 3 Replies

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Comment by Idaho Spud on December 7, 2013 at 10:06pm

Comment by Grinning Cat on December 5, 2013 at 12:39am

Heh! Sounds like the situation in Washington DC as well!

Comment by Patricia on December 5, 2013 at 12:26am

No Nativity Scene in Ottawa this year!



     There will be no Nativity Scene in Ottawa this year!

    The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Parliament Hill this Christmas season.
    This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.
     A search for a Virgin continues.


   There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Comment by Patricia on December 3, 2013 at 1:55pm

Jesus Christ @Jesusontwittorr

Christmas: Where western Christians celebrate a Jewish dudes birthday under a Pagan tree by receiving gifts from a fat German trespasser

02 Dec
Comment by Andrew Hall on November 30, 2013 at 8:17am

Comment by Patricia on November 28, 2013 at 1:47am

Wife - "Where the hell have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon!”

- "I'm so sorry Honey..but you probably don't want to hear the reason.”

- "I want the truth, & I want it NOW !”

- "Fine. We finished in under 4 hours, quick beer in the Clubhouse,     I hopped in the car, and would have been here at 12 on the button.     On the way home, I spotted a girl half our age struggling with a flat tire.     I changed it in a jiffy, & next she's offering me money. Of course I refuse

    it - then she tells me she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton -and begs

    me to stop so she can buy me a beer.

    She's such a sweetie, I said yes.     Before you know it - one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were

    looking pretty good to each other.     Then she tells me she has a room at the Sheraton less than 50 steps from our table.     She suggested we get some privacy while pulling me by the hand.     Now I'm in her room....clothes are flying ....the talking stopped....and we proceeded

    to have sex in every way imaginable.

    It must have gone on for hours, because before I know it the clock says 5:30.     I jumped up, threw my clothes on, ran to the car, and here I am.     There. You wanted the got it.
Wife - "Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn't you!”

Comment by Dyslexic's DOG on November 24, 2013 at 6:40am

I don't know if you have seen this one b4, but it is sort of cute, a little humorous, rather silly.  But, I like it.

Well?  LOL

Comment by Dyslexic's DOG on November 24, 2013 at 6:32am

Just a few of Frank Zappa's atheistic type humor from the 70s and 80s.

Frank Zappa, Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk, Live. Plus an interview with Frank,  Discussing Jesus.

Comment by Richard Francis on November 8, 2013 at 4:39am
I'll soon be publishing a satirical deconstruction of the flaws in human cognition, seen through the lens of dangerous cults. Some examples can be seen at 'A Cult is for Life' on facebook. Please 'like' and enjoy.
Comment by Patricia on November 6, 2013 at 10:27pm

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the
congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule
that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his

After 6 children, this started to get expensive and
congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's
salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's
additional children were costing the church.

Finally, the Preacher got up
and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said.

fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and
in her frail voice
said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too
much of it, we start wearing rubbers."

And the congregation said,


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