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This is the place to post that hilarious irreligious YouTube video, an irreverent, anti-religious cartoon, or other humorous bit of media. Posts that do not reflect an atheist/irreligious theme will be deleted. (Don't make me go Old Testament.)

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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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BBC Black books comeday recommendation

Started by Christopher Cosgrove. Last reply by rockytij Sep 19. 1 Reply

Jesus, Rocky and Fellatio

Started by Richard Cahill. Last reply by The Devian Sep 18. 3 Replies

Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

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Comment by Idaho Spud on June 3, 2014 at 1:23pm

Hmmmm, longer than it's wide.  Must be a substitute phallus : )

Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on June 3, 2014 at 12:28pm
Comment by Richard Cahill on May 29, 2014 at 9:15am

The VA scandal discovered to be a gift from God! Read about it here:

http://www.richardcahill.net/

Comment by James M. Martin on May 28, 2014 at 5:55pm

Naughty Patricia.

Comment by booklover on May 28, 2014 at 4:42pm

Good ones people!

Comment by Patricia on May 28, 2014 at 2:00pm

Comment by Pat on May 28, 2014 at 1:44pm

A priest, a liar, and a child molester walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

Comment by The Flying Atheist on May 28, 2014 at 12:50pm

Comment by booklover on May 19, 2014 at 8:05am

lol Patricia :)

Comment by Patricia on May 18, 2014 at 9:03pm

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The Good News
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A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. So what are your plans? The father asks the young man. I am a Torah scholar. He says. A Torah scholar, Hmmm, the father says. Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter
to live in, as she is accustomed to? I will study, the young man said, and God will provide for us.

And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves? asks the father. I will concentrate on my studies, the young man replies, God will provide for us.

And children? asks the father. How will you support children? Dont worry, sir, God will provide, replies the fiancé.

The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, How did it go, Honey?

The father answers, He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks Im God

 

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