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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Jesus vs Jeezus

Started by Loren Miller. Last reply by LaSmirk Jun 17. 6 Replies

Fuck the motherfucker!

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CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

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Comment by Joseph P on August 24, 2011 at 8:06am

Some good SMBC's lately.

 

Comment by Boothby171 on August 22, 2011 at 11:27pm
This makes no sense....yet is oddly funny.
Comment by John Gahagan on August 22, 2011 at 8:15pm
This atheist thinks it happened by chance (mutation and drift) directed by natural selection over billions of years.
Comment by Ava Wilson on August 22, 2011 at 7:30pm

Christians think
This just happened by chance in six days. v

 

Atheists really think

This just happened by chance over billions of years. v

Comment by sk8eycat on August 22, 2011 at 9:07am

Evidence of omniscience?

 

memes - Omniscient After All

Comment by Craigart14 on August 21, 2011 at 8:18pm
That bruise on the woman's arm looks a little like Abe Lincoln to me.  But the stain on the table is a dead ringer for Alfred E. Newman.
Comment by sk8eycat on August 21, 2011 at 11:47am

"There is in every village a torch - the teacher:

and an extinguisher - the clergyman."  Victor Hugo

Comment by David Aherne on August 21, 2011 at 8:20am
The only chruch that enlightens is the one that's on fire
Comment by Robert Isaac on August 21, 2011 at 12:35am
I don't get it
Comment by Patricia on August 20, 2011 at 5:42pm
A few minutes before the church services started, the
congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the back
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to
get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was
empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly
in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the
fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know
who I am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.

Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked
Satan.

Don't doubt it for a minute, ' returned the old man,
in an even tone.

'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying
agony for all eternity?' persisted Satan.

Yep,' was the calm reply.

'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.

'Nope,' said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ' Why aren't
you afraid of me?'

The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for
48 years.'
 

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