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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Patricia on March 7, 2015 at 11:48pm

The strongman at a circus squeezed the juice from a lemon between his hands. He then said to the audience, "I will offer $200 to anyone in the audience who can squeeze another drop from this lemon.

 

A thin scholarly looking woman came forward, picked up the lemon, strained hard and managed to get a drop. The strongman was amazed. He paid the woman and asked, "What is the secret of your strength?"

 

"Practice," the woman answered. "I was the treasurer of a Church for thirty-two years! 

Comment by Joseph P on February 26, 2015 at 5:01pm

BTW, if you're looking for laughs, mixed in with some solid weirdness, you can join the Facebook group "Christians Against Dinosaurs."

Hell, they got Aron Ra.  He interviewed the woman on the Ra-Men Podcast.

The part that I find funniest is that it's making its way from Poe to real phenomenon, with the addition of the actual Christians who really buy the suggestion.  It could make a full transition if the group splinters, with one of the Christian true-believers going off and forming another group, pushing the argument seriously this time.

Comment by Joseph P on February 26, 2015 at 4:41pm

@Richard Cahill

Isn't Idaho where they are trying to promote an official state religion?

You have to narrow it down a bit, man.  There are several states that have had legislation to that effect at least proposed in one of the state legislative branches, in the last few years, including my own.  The dominionists are beginning to show their hand a bit more openly, since about 2010 or so.

Comment by Patricia on February 26, 2015 at 1:58pm

No can do....not on flakebook.

Comment by Richard Cahill on February 26, 2015 at 1:55pm

Man! When a parodist gets fooled by a parody, is his face red! I take comfort in the fact that I wasn't the only one. Just Google "dead for 48 minutes" and you'll see it repeated all over the Internet. I should have realized it when the alleged Father's name was spelled O'neal. Oh, well, good for a blog post.

BTW, if you're looking for laughs, mixed in with some solid weirdness, you can join the Facebook group "Christians Against Dinosaurs." As far as I can guess, the group was founded by humor-minded rationalists, adopted as truth by sincere Christians who believe that the Bible denies dino existence, and argued over endlessly by the Christians and atheists who are just goading them on and, unfortunately, atheists who don't seem to be getting the joke. 

Comment by Patricia on February 26, 2015 at 1:49pm

Enjoyed your write up Richard, thanks.

Comment by Grinning Cat on February 26, 2015 at 1:41pm

Thanks, Richard! The "news item" is a good example of Poe's Law; other articles in the "news" site reveal it to be a parody site.

And your commentary is spot-on! God being a heavenly Mother would mean that "Jesus Christ ... was the product of a same-sex relationship. That's mind-boggling, and nothing the Cardinal is going to tolerate."

Not to mention -- perhaps even more threatening -- the Catholic Church having to admit they were wrong for all those centuries about not ordaining women!

(And the Mormon church having to admit they were wrong about a lot of things, including their opposition to same-sex marriage!)

Comment by Richard Cahill on February 26, 2015 at 1:29pm

Thanks, Spud. Isn't Idaho where they are trying to promote an official state religion? I think the Church of the Latter Day Christ by Lesbian Mothers would be an excellent choice. 

Comment by Idaho Spud on February 26, 2015 at 1:03pm

Two Mommies.  That's amusing Richard.

Comment by Richard Cahill on February 26, 2015 at 10:05am

Breaking news from the Tunnel of Light--Jesus has Two Mommies!

http://www.richardcahill.net/home/did-jesus-have-two-mommies

 

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