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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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I think this says it all.

Started by Regina Goodwin. Last reply by Dan Tabor Apr 27. 21 Replies

CATHOLIC PRIEST TRAINING VIDEO

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Introduce Yourself

Started by Regina Goodwin. Last reply by Regina Goodwin Dec 5, 2012. 9 Replies

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Comment by Joseph P on September 24, 2010 at 2:58pm

Comment by sk8eycat on September 24, 2010 at 3:29pm
2Ann: Many of those who still practice primitive religions have told anthropologists that they use substances like fermented fruit juices (Pacific islanders) and "funny" mushrooms, etc. in their rituals because it "makes them feel closer to their god(s)" So why NOT manufactured pharmaceuticals?


I remember reading the book sometimes called "The Revelations of St. John" (actually I was reading the entire buybull...for the second time, because I couldn't believe what I had read the first time. It was NOT what I had been indoctrinated to believe it was.) and thinking, "Wow! Sounds just like what I've read about LSD trips."


I wonder how much wine the early xians had to drink in order to achieve "communion."
Comment by david perry on September 24, 2010 at 5:11pm
@sk8eycat- Mother Teresa left an "estate" of about 110 million according to Hitchens.
Vow of poverty indeed.
If it it's online at all I don't know(now I'll have to look myself) but somehow(if you haven't already)you have to see the documentary Marjoe, that follows the actor/evangelist on his appointed rounds behind the scenes. It's amazing.
Comment by sk8eycat on September 25, 2010 at 9:55am
@Mike Wolf

10 years ago I wanted to show the American voters a genuine "burning Bush," (there was probably enough alcohol in his system to make a colorful blaze) but my friends talked me out of it.
Comment by Andrew Hall on September 25, 2010 at 8:21pm
From my homage to International Blasphemy Rights Day.

http://www.laughinginpurgatory.com/2010/09/30-days-of-blasphemy-day...
Comment by Jack Ryan on September 26, 2010 at 8:17am
Two Atheists meet in heaven.
One says to the other, "You?!...Here?!"
And the other says, "That's the pot calling the kettle black."
Comment by Jack Ryan on September 26, 2010 at 8:20am
A small boy sits with a basket full of kittens on the sidewalk. The clergyman of the community passes by and asks,
“Well! What do we have here?”
“Oh, these are christian kittens!”, the boy responds.
Flattered, the clergyman moves on. Three weeks later, the clergyman passes by the small boy with the basket of kittens again. The clergyman asks,
“Well, my son, how's it going with your christian kittens?"
“They are atheist kittens now!”, says the boy.
The clergyman responds, “Why? You said that…”
The boy interrupts, “Well yeah, but now they have their eyes open!”
Comment by sk8eycat on September 26, 2010 at 9:26am
Going to (necessary) extremes

Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on September 26, 2010 at 8:00pm
Comment by Brianna Starfish on September 27, 2010 at 11:07am
@jason, I posted this a few days ago.

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My first funeral as an atheist

Posted by Two Cult Survivor on May 21, 2013 at 11:30am 0 Comments

I posted the bulk of this on another thread, but wanted to add some context separately.

I finally confronted my faith and embraced the fact of my atheism late last August, 2012. Days after I revealed my "epiphany" to a few friends who knew me from another message board, my sister died from Lou Gehrig's Disease (which pissed her off because she hated catching a disease from someone she never f---ed).

THAT was my sister, understand? She was a beautiful, life-loving, potty-mouthed…

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Death of a family member

Posted by Larry Taylor on May 20, 2013 at 8:15pm 7 Comments

OK. I am venting. My mother died two weeks ago. She was a “god fearing christian.” Before her death she refused all medical treatment. She wanted to be left alone. She even refused to speak with my brother who is a methodist minister. He is a pip, let me tell you! I suspect she did not believe, but a woman born in her time could not and did not state her actual beliefs. This is the opening salvo to all christians; FUCK YOU! I had so many people come and tell…

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Unbelievable!!!!!!!!

Posted by Christy Stewart on May 20, 2013 at 2:17pm 6 Comments

This probably should not have shocked me as much as it did (especially since I am in Texas). I actually thought my coworkers were playing a joke on me because they know I am an atheist. Sadly, this was no joke. This actually happened.

I work in a psychiatric hospital. The doctors who admit patients are general MDs. (Psychiatrists see patients after admission) Yesterday evening we received several calls from irate parents. A new doctor who was doing admissions yesterday actually…

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anti-atheist rant from an Orthodox Mormon part 2

Posted by Debra Stevenson on May 20, 2013 at 1:09pm 3 Comments

What do you think of this,

 

Nathan Young,

 

No Jason Torpy it is you that should be banned for promoting atheism, a belief that has no foundation in reality and zero proof behind it.  The letter was a mockery of your atheist beliefs.  I request to the board here that they remove Jason for his unverifiable beliefs in atheism for which he has no proof other than his arrogance.  The letter was a mockery of atheism.  Atheism is stupid and it should be mocked and it…

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