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Lewis Black: The Flintstones is not a documentary.

A slightly longer version of the clip that used to be here. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGrlWOhtj3g

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Comment by Aiden on October 23, 2011 at 9:48pm
Comment by Chris Dodds on October 23, 2011 at 3:05pm

A priest is having dinner at the home of a member of his congregation.  While in the living room, the priest notices a sheet has been placed over something.  "What's under the sheet?" asked the priest.  "Oh, that's my parrot," the dinner host said.  "I had to put a sheet over her because she talks really dirty and I didn't want to offend you."  "Oh, now I've heard dirty language behind," the priest said.

The priest walked over to the covered cage and yanked the cover off it.  Instantly, the parrot flapped it's wings and squaked, "I'M A GIRL PARROT AND I LOVE SEX!!"  "Wow, that is filthy language," the priest said.  "You know, I have two parrots at home and all they say is their rosary prayers.  I'll bet that if I put your parrot in their cage with them for a few days, she won't use such dirty language."  The dinner host agreed.

After dinner, the priest brought the cage home with them, covered with the parrot inside.  He opened the cage and stuck the girl parrot in with his parrots.  The girl parrot flapped up to join them on the perch and squaked, "I'M A GIRL PARROT AND I LOVE SEX!!"  The parrot sitting immediately next to her nudged the other one and said, "Drop your rosary buddy, our prayers have been answered."

Comment by Phister Gagghol on October 22, 2011 at 3:50pm
I didn't create it folks, just passing it along.
Comment by Joseph P on October 22, 2011 at 1:25pm

Ohhhh.

Comment by qıƃ ɟ ǝıɔɐɹʇ on October 22, 2011 at 1:14pm
@Joseph... yah, that's cuz it's translated directly from the Hebrew, or something.
Comment by Joseph P on October 22, 2011 at 11:24am
You left out the verb, on the second woman.
Comment by Phister Gagghol on October 22, 2011 at 11:16am
Comment by Pat on October 21, 2011 at 7:34pm

A Catholic priest walks to the edge of a 100 foot cliff, where he sees a young boy sobbing and crying.

The priest asks the boy, "What is troubling you, my son?"

The boy says, "My Mom and Dad were in a car that went over the cliff and smashed them to death on the rocks below."

The priest, unbuckling his pants says, "Well, I guess this just ain't your day."

Comment by Pat on October 19, 2011 at 1:48pm
Comment by sk8eycat on October 18, 2011 at 11:18am

@Sean Murphy - I was sort of hoping some raggedy-looking guy would walk past the camera wearing one of those "The End Is Near" sandwich boards...and then fade to black.

internet memes - Why Not Repent?

 

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